19:11

My Family

A Decent Proposal

At Susan s mother s funeral, Arthur, the father who abandoned the family thirty years earlier, turns up and takes such a dislike to Ben he offers his daughter a million pounds to divorce him. Is she able to refuse such a generous offer?Add to Calendar

19:41

dinnerladies

Scandals

Bren s mum, Petula, brings shame on the factory when she acquires a new boyfriend.Add to Calendar

20:10

Men Behaving Badly

Cardigan

Gary is upset when he s mistaken for George at the office. He decides to prove that he isn t becoming ""middle aged"" by taking Dorothy, Tony and Deborah to an all-night rave. The evening is a complete disaster!Add to Calendar

20:40

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Mummy Cupboard

Janet starts a sex chat line to earn more money.Add to Calendar

21:09

Only Fools and Horses

Sleeping Dogs Lie

Del s on to a great money making scheme - looking after Boycie and Marlene s new puppy Dukie for a steal at 60 a week. Should be a doddle - a bit of the old Pedigree Chum and they should be away. Then Dukie falls victim to Salmonella poisoning...Add to Calendar

21:41

The Piglet Files

The Plane Truth

The Piglet Files - The Plane TruthAdd to Calendar

22:06

The Palace

Episode 6

In Clarence House, Eleanor sits up terrified in her bed as an intruder tells her shes beautiful. Natalie, Eleanors dresser passes Simon on the staircase. The intruder tells Eleanor hes touched her skin before, can he do it again? Eleanor is froAdd to Calendar

22:53

Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean in Room 426

Mr. Bean goes to a hotel where he causes trouble and seeks competition in his hotel neighbor. After he eats some spoiled oysters, he wakes up at night from some loud noise and ends up being locked out of his room.Add to Calendar

23:19

Not Going Out

Speech

Lucy is stressed. She has an important speech to make at a Recruitment Conference and nobody to help her write it. Lee sees an opportunity to impress her and offers his services but at the expense of Tim, who also thinks he s the best man for the job. WhaAdd to Calendar

23:48

As Time Goes By

The Book Signing

The book is finally published, and Lionel begins a nationwide book-signing tour.Add to Calendar

00:16

Birds Of A Feather

Tinker, Tailor

When a man, Charles Fitzroy, knocks on the door one evening asking for some water for his car, Sharon tells him all about Dorien and her relationships, which he seems interested in. After visiting Chris in prison, Sharon suspects that Charles may have beeAdd to Calendar

00:46

My Family

The Awkward Phase

Nick wants a job, Janey wants new jeans, Michael needs dating tips, and Ben and Susan want peace and quiet.Add to Calendar

01:17

My Family

The Melbourne Identity

Craig, a young Australian, arrives at the house, claiming his mother was at college with Ben and Susan lets him stay in exchange for doing some decorating. Initially irritated by him, Ben starts to worry when it looks as if Craig could be his illegitimateAdd to Calendar

01:47

The Piglet Files

The Beagle Has Landed

The Piglet Files - The Beagle Has LandedAdd to Calendar

02:12

Only Fools and Horses

Diamonds Are for Heather

Derek Trotter has the Yuletide Blues, and drinks away his loneliness in Spanish night at The Nag s Head. There he meets Heather, who seems to be one friend short of company. Del Boy, ever the gentleman, entertains her and sees her...Add to Calendar

02:42

The Green Green Grass

Sweet Sorrow

The pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son s golden future, but when Tyler s exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.Add to Calendar

03:12

The Piglet Files

Undercover Activity

The Piglet Files - Undercover ActivityAdd to Calendar

03:38

Waiting for God

The Boring Son

In addition to her alcoholism, Marion s fling with Bob becomes the last straw for Geoffrey, who finally decides to leave her. But where can he go? Answer, move in with his father at Bayview but Geoffrey is so boring that before long Diana and Tom are pAdd to Calendar

04:08

dinnerladies

Party

Everyone is looking forward to this year s Christmas party, which has a Japanese theme.Add to Calendar

04:37

Bottom

Burglary

A burglar breaks into Richie and Eddies place and manages to get caught by them. Once they have him tied up they have to decide what to do with him and the loot he has stolen from other houses.Add to Calendar

05:07

Only Fools and Horses

To Hull and Back

Boycie and Abdul pitch a diamond scam to Del Boy, who immediately turns them down. That is until they offer him a 15,000 cut of the estimated 150,000 sale of the stone on the UK market. Del finds himself designated as the courie...Add to Calendar

06:40

Birds Of A Feather

Breadwinner

With the café doing great business, Sharon s in the money, but Tracey is unhappy at being a kept woman.Add to Calendar

07:10

My Family

Blind Justice

Susan gets hysterical blindness after seeing Michael in bed with a girl. Meanwhile, Ben is on dreaded jury duty and is hassled by an annoying busybody fellow juror, and Nick becomes a wrapping artist.Add to Calendar

07:40

Only Fools and Horses

As One Door Closes

When Del Boy s hooky louvry door deal, financed with Denzil s redundancy money, falls through, the boys attempt to repay him by catching a rare butterfly.Add to Calendar

08:11

The Detectives

Acting Constables

Briggs and Louis are assigned to act as advisors for a TV police drama.Add to Calendar

08:41

The Inbetweeners

Will's Birthday

It s Will s seventeenth birthday and he is planning a dinner party but it clashes with a more popular bash so that his only guests are Neil, Jay, Simon and Simon s exchange student Patrice. Out of boredom they gate-crash the other party but only one of thAdd to Calendar

09:07

Miranda

Before I Die

Worried about what people may say about her life, Miranda decides to try and do some good.Add to Calendar

09:37

My Family

One of the Boys

Roger s mother visits London to meet future daughter-in-law, Abi, and an old drinking mate from Ben s youth has changed much more than he had expected.Add to Calendar

10:08

Miranda

Let's Do It

Miranda doesn t know how to cope when several men turn their affections towards her.Add to Calendar

10:38

As Time Goes By

The House Next Door

While spending an evening at home everyone is startled by noises coming from the empty house next door. Jean calls the police but, its just the ex owner getting some boxes he had left. The young police officer who shows up to investigate takes a liking toAdd to Calendar

11:09

As Time Goes By

The Copper Kettle

Lionel is about to go on a lecture circuit, so he invites Jean for a day out. The revisit some old haunts, only to discover that a lot has changed. However, after a trek through an overgrown field, they find The Copper Kettle , an old place which Lionel Add to Calendar

11:39

My Hero

Mine's a Double

A double of George named Hilary arrives to take George s place while he s away at an advanced super heroic refresher course. Hilary is still in training and is replacing George for 72 hours as part of his field training. Hilary goes into the clinic Add to Calendar

12:09

The Thin Blue Line

Ism Ism Ism

Dawkins discovers circumstantial evidence of a domestically abused wife, Grim applies to join the Todgers, and Mayoress Christabel Wickham informs Fowler of the presence of an illegal immigrant in Gasforth. Fowler apparently solves the crimes, but soon reAdd to Calendar

12:40

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Croppity Crop

Jonny starts a farm and tries to grow his own crops to be self sufficient.Add to Calendar

13:09

Birds Of A Feather

Business

Sharon and Tracel fall out over an inheritance.Add to Calendar

13:40

My Family

Janey's Choice

Ben is overjoyed when Mark, Kenzo s wealthy, successful father reappears and encourages him to propose to Janey. Susan, on the other hand, believes that Craig s feelings for her daughter are sincere and gives him her blessing. Roger, due to a misunderstanAdd to Calendar

14:09

Blackadder

Plan E: General Hospital

Blackadder is assigned to find the spy working out of the hospital.Add to Calendar

14:38

Bottom

Digger

Eddie and Richie join Mrs. Lineker s Love Bureau hoping to find their perfect women. Richies video tells the viewers that he is, in fact, a Duke and this gets him a date with a countess from Moldavia. He invites her to his place and arranges for Eddie to Add to Calendar

15:09

Goodnight Sweetheart

Mine's a Double

Whilst advancing through the time warp a severe storm in 1944 causes Gary to split into two opposing clones: a normal Gary and a bad version. Phoebe likes the former, while Yvonne prefers latter.Add to Calendar

15:39

The Inbetweeners

The Duke of Edinburgh Awards

Will is asked to co-ordinate the school s Duke of Edinburgh award scheme, and immediately turns the situation to his advantage, using it as an opportunity to volunteer at an old peoples home to try and snare his former babysitter. The other boys help out,Add to Calendar

16:05

Goodnight Sweetheart

Just in Time

When a workman arrives to carryout repairs in the time portal alleyway, Gary begins to contemplate where his future lies.Add to Calendar

16:36

Men Behaving Badly

Marriage

Tony resorts to bugging Deborah s flat in an attempt to find out what she sees in her new estate agent boyfriend. Gary takes Dorothy to the ""Pasta Pig"" for a romantic meal. Carried away by the wine and the atmosphere, he forgets himself and proposes! - Add to Calendar

17:06

As Time Goes By

Wedding Preparations

Jean and Lionel finally set a date for the wedding. While the women are planning the wedding, Lionel finally finishes his script for the miniseries.Add to Calendar

17:36

Spy

Codename: Ball Busted

Marcus s hopes of organising the Summer Ball are dashed when the dreaded Mrs Godfrey usurps Philip as the school headteacher. Meanwhile, struggling to find a date, Tim tries to improve his luck with the ladies. Maybe he should take a leaf out of Bond s boAdd to Calendar

18:00

As Time Goes By

Surprise, Surprise

Judith persuades Jean to surprise Lionel by going along to his lecture in Nowrich. However, it is Jean who gets the surprise when she finds that Lionel already has a lady friend to stay with. While Lionel attempts to deal with the embarrasing position he Add to Calendar

18:30

Miranda

The Dinner Party

Miranda decides to prove to herself and her friends that she can officially be an adult.Add to Calendar

19:00

I'm Alan Partridge

Brave Alan

Alan makes a new friend at the BP garage called Dan. They both drink Director s bitter, use Lynx deodorant and both drive Lexi (the plural of Lexus). Dan asks Alan to present a prize at the Norfolk Bravery Awards, where Sonja is hopeful of the opportunityAdd to Calendar

19:31

My Hero

Baby Talk

The arrival of a little bundle of joy with superhuman powers has made life even more stressful for George and Janet. Meanwhile, Dr Piers s TV career appears to be on the up after he appoints a new agentAdd to Calendar

20:00

The Detectives

Witness

Two tough detectives are required to go undercover at a monastery. Unable to find any, the Super employs Briggs and Louis.Add to Calendar

20:30

My Hero

Nemesis

An old friend of Thermoman s takes over Piers body and tries to put Thermoman out of the superhero business.Add to Calendar

21:00

My Hero

Fear and Clothing

George starts doubting his invincibility, and starts disapperaing.Add to Calendar

21:28

The Brittas Empire

Back from the Dead

Gordon is away at a conference in Bulgaria. Meanwhile the Leisure Centre is low on visitors, then news spreads that Gordon is dead. Everyone is happy and the centre is pouring with visitors. All goes well until Gordon comes back which gives everyone a shoAdd to Calendar

21:58

As Time Goes By

Dealing with Sally

Jean comes back from the states to find that the new branch manager she hired isn t working out. So she decides to handle it but, makes things worse.Add to Calendar

22:29

The Piglet Files

The Wright Stuff

MI5 gets wind of a novel about to be published called ""The Coldest of Wars"" that s going to ""blow the lid off MI5"". When Peter reveals that his wife Sarah, who works for a publisher, has just been reading a manuscript by the same name, he and Dexter aAdd to Calendar

22:56

My Family

Of Mice and Ben

The Harpers star in a documentary about family life as part of Abi s latest college assignment. Susan is happy to present a facade of domestic bliss and dispense cookery tips along with relationship advice. Ben, however, is more concerned with catching a Add to Calendar

23:26

2point4 Children

Curiosity Killed The Cat

Confined to bed with flu, Bill has difficulty finding out what is going on downstairs - which is just as well!Add to Calendar

23:56

As Time Goes By

An Old Flame

Jean and Lionel take a parental interest in Harry, Sandy s policeman boyfriend. Yet, the affairs of the younger generation seem to diminish in importance when Jean receives a phone message from an old flame.Add to Calendar

00:27

My Family

Neighbour Wars

Having run over Mr Casey s dog some years ago, Ben now compounds the misdemeanour by running over Mr Casey himself. Casey plays the sympathy card for all it is worth - and it seems that it may be worth quite a lot.Add to Calendar

00:58

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Dump

Gaz gives Munch lessons in handling women, Jonny shows Donna how to get what she wants for freem while Louise gets an annoying social conscience.Add to Calendar

01:27

Ghosts

He Came!

When they discover a man living in a tent on their grounds, Alison and Mike, with the ghosts help, learn that they have more to offer this Christmas than they realised.Add to Calendar

01:57

Not Going Out

Play

Lee is forced to fight for Lucy s attention when her first love reappears on the scene.Add to Calendar

02:26

My Hero

Pet Rescue

George is puzzled by the British love of pets - until his mother-in-law s dog explains it all. However, talking to animals is not normal behaviour, and the conversation lands George in hot waterAdd to Calendar

02:57

As Time Goes By

Improvements?

Lionel gets some suggestions for improvements to his script for the miniseries. Jean and Lionel argue over her retirement that has yet to happen. Later they go out to the country house to see some of the filming for the miniseries.Add to Calendar

03:27

My Family

Bringing Up Janey

Janey desperately wants to keep her new man under wraps, while a suspicious Ben tries to expose an affair between Susan and a client.Add to Calendar

03:57

dinnerladies

Royals

There is excitement in the canteen when news of a royal visit to the factory comes through. Nobody s very sure who s coming - Princess Anne doesn t do factories, Prince Edward does theatres - but they re all getting into a flap. When it turns out it s somAdd to Calendar

04:27

Absolutely Fabulous

The End

Edina joins a New Age commune, but she struggles to fit in and quickly becomes bored. Patsy finds herself disillusioned with her new job in New York due to creative differences with her co-workers. Saffron settles into university life and Mother spends heAdd to Calendar

04:55

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps S03E11 When Janet Met Johhny

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Two Pints Of Lager And A Packet Of Crisps S03E11 When Janet Met JohhnyAdd to Calendar

05:25

As Time Goes By

Getting Rid of Gwen

Jean trys to help Lionel come up with a plan to get rid of Ms. Flack. While Ms. Flack decides to move away to her sister s.Add to Calendar

05:56

The Brittas Empire

Not a Good Day ...

It s Life Cycle Week at Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre and Sebastian Coe MP has come to the centre to broadcast the news on this occasion. Then there s a shock when a cyclist dies and the cyclist s wife gets very upset. Meanwhile Ben manages to make his Add to Calendar

06:26

2point4 Children

Frenzy

Jenny is forced to confide in her father for once. Meanwhile, Bill and Rona encounter some unexpected visitors in Rona s home - snakes!Add to Calendar

06:56

Ghosts

Part of the Family

While Alison and Mike gear up to make a big investment, the Captain and Kitty work together with the other ghosts to solve an unfolding mystery before its too late.Add to Calendar

07:24

The Brittas Empire

An Inspector Calls

An inspector is coming over and Gordon wants everything to be as good as gold for when he gets to the Leisure Centre. However Gordon then has to deal with a problem when a pigeon gets into the gymnasium. It gets worser and worser when their idea s go wronAdd to Calendar

07:55

Only Fools and Horses

Sickness and Wealth

While excruciating stomach cramps and a constant diet of health salts might drive some people to visit the doctor, not our Del! Oh no, he s only suffering from that scourge of all yuppies, PMA - Positive Mental Attitude! So it s going to require some niftAdd to Calendar

08:53

My Family

The Psyche of Mikey

When Ben and Susan discover that Michael is seeing a therapist, Susan is worried and goes straight for the therapist herself. Meanwhile, Ben thinks a father-son chat will sort out the problem.Add to Calendar

09:24

My Family

Bully for Ben

While Ben and the gang are at pub quiz, Ben becomes angry when it is brought to his attention that someone is cheating and he decides to take matters into his own hands. However, his bite might not match his bark.Add to Calendar

09:54

Mr. Bean

The Curse of Mr. Bean

Mr. Bean goes to a swimming pool, where he finds himself scared to death on the high diving board. When he s done, he tries several different ways to get his car out of the parking garage when he doesn t have enough money to do it the normal way. After thAdd to Calendar

10:20

Not Going Out

Gay

Lucy persuades Lee to pretend to be gay after she lies to a business acquaintance Guy, who she was told is gay himself, by telling him she lives with a gay flatmate to prove she is not homophobic. However, Guy soon starts to get suspicious and tests Lee sAdd to Calendar

10:50

The Piglet Files

In Which We Serve

The Piglet Files - In Which We ServeAdd to Calendar

11:15

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

Fockin' Mokky Bokka

Jonny gets a job and an offer he can t refuse, Gaz and Donna are kept up all night, and David has tips for Louise on how to cope with growing up.Add to Calendar

11:44

One Foot in the Grave

Love and Death

When the Meldrews visit some friends on the South Coast, Victor is given a surprise.Add to Calendar

12:16

Warren

The Holiday

Warren s weekend away with Anne and her mum and Dad is blighted by a raucous hen party. To make matters worse, he s worried about what Charlie and Danny are up to back home - with good reason.Add to Calendar

12:46

The Brittas Empire

Mums and Dads

A concert is going to be held at Whitbury Leisure Centre. Also Gordon s dad Jim has come to the centre with a piano. But Gordon is expecting a different piano and it going to be a lot of trouble getting through to the Gymnasium. Petrov who is going to be Add to Calendar

13:16

The Brittas Empire

The Chop

Gordon is teaching the staff how to play the Game of Life which actually is a real game. Then Councillor Drugget arrives to the centre and tells Gordon that he is going to be given the sack. Gordon is cross and ignores him, then Councillor Drugget findsAdd to Calendar

13:46

The Cleaner

The Night Shift

Wicky is called to a shooting in a technology shop, where he finds himself sharing the night shift with Kai, a shelf-stacking conspiracy theorist.Add to Calendar

14:15

One Foot in the Grave

Warm Champagne

Victor returns from holiday with sunburnt feet. His mood doesn t improve, thanks to rows with the neighbours and the addition of a streetlamp to his bedroom furniture. This gives Margaret a dilemma when she is contacted by Ben, a pleasant man who she met Add to Calendar

14:46

Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps

When Janet Killed Jonny

With the Archer now closed, the gang head off down to break into the now dilapidated pub to see what beer is left over, undeterred by the headlines of The Curse of the Archer . This spoof horror episode sees all kinds of gory goings-on as the gang are trAdd to Calendar

15:15

Bottom

Bottom's Out

After losing a bet, Richie and Eddie are forced to spend a week camping in Wimbledon Common, and the only supplies they have are a tin opener and a packet of chocolate Hob-Nobs. However, their food problems may soon be solved, as Eddie plans on eating a WAdd to Calendar

15:45

Men Behaving Badly

Hair

Tony is away travelling around Europe. Meanwhile, Gary and Dorothy have a very romantic time and Dorothy decides that she ll move in with Gary. She also decides that Tony will have to leave the flat if he moves in! Tony comes home with a beard and is shocAdd to Calendar

16:15

Keeping Up Appearances

Violet's Country Cottage

Hyacinth gets a chance to try some social climbing while borrowing her sister Violet s cottage for the weekend.Add to Calendar

16:46

Keeping Up Appearances

Country Retreat

Hyacinth wants a little place in the country, however her heart is not set on little. An old farmer with a speech impediment causes much difficulty for Hyacinth when out looking at property, and seems to take a liking to her.Add to Calendar

17:16

My Family

Trust Never Sleeps

Parents Ben and Susan reluctantly agree to let daughter Janey have a party whilst they are away on holiday - and plan to sneak back unnoticed into the house and check up on the children, just to be on the safe side.Add to Calendar

17:46

As Time Goes By

Broadcast Plans

Alistair trys to get Lionel and Jean to go with him to the screening of the miniseries in the states. Lionel not liking the changes refuses to go so Alistair invites Sandy and Judy to go instead.Add to Calendar

18:17

The Catherine Tate Show

Episode 1

Catherine returns with some old characters, and some hilarious new ones, including an incredibly gay guy in denial of his sexuality, and a crazy dog trainer.Add to Calendar

18:47

The New Statesman

Live from Westminster

Televised debates turns Alan into a media superstarAdd to Calendar

19:14

The Palace

Episode 1

When, King James dies while at the theatre, life at Buckingham Palace is turned upside down and everyone looks to Richard to take to his duty as the new King of England. However not everyone is pleased with the new monarch because, Princess Eleanor believAdd to Calendar

20:02

Birds Of A Feather

Moving

Tracey considers a move to the country, as Garth settles into the flat above the café.Add to Calendar

20:32

Not Going Out

Dating

As Lucy and Guy s relationship intensifies, Lee starts to ponder his lack of a girlfriend and, encouraged by Barbara, tries speed dating. Tim is forced to go on a disastrous date with Barbara in order to prove that he sees her as more than the help .Add to Calendar

21:03

Birds Of A Feather

A Beautiful Game

Tracey manages a boys football team, while Dorien finds a psychic who will change her life. In the end, the two worlds collide.Add to Calendar

21:33

dinnerladies

Minnellium

Friday 31st December 1999: Philippa is getting in a flap over the factory s millennium dinner and transporting all the staff and equipment to the venue on time. But the discovery of something on the fire escape diverts everyone s attention.Add to Calendar

22:09

My Family

Dentist to the Stars

One of Britain s best-loved heart-throbs visits Ben s surgery and although the mere mention of his name sends Susan weak at the knees, Ben is singularly, at first, unimpressed.Add to Calendar

22:39

The Detectives

The Beast Of Hackney Marshes

A night patrolling the marshes, on the lookout for an escaped bear, is really not what our heroes had in mind - particularly when their umbrella act for the Super s variety show is really coming together.Add to Calendar

23:09

My Family

The Parent Trap

Michael announces that his girlfriend is pregnant, and she ends up moving in with them after her deeply religious parents throw her out, but it turns out that they were not as religious as everyone thought.Add to Calendar

23:39

Ghosts

Gorilla War

When the ghostly visions return to haunt Alison, Mike must reassure her that there is a rational, medical explanation a comforting theory about which he could not be more wrong.Add to Calendar