TV Guide
12:45 As Time Goes By - The New Neighbours
Jean undertakes some strategic snooping to discover what the new neighbors are like. How is it they show up at the pub with black eyes after fighting with one another?
13:16 Goodnight Sweetheart - The Yanks Are Coming
Gary is put out when the Americans arrive at the Royal Oak, but when there is an outbreak of racial tension Gary takes drastic action.
13:47 My Hero - A Little Learning
It s Mr and Mrs Dawkins 40th wedding anniversary. They re planning a party and don t want George to come.! George wants to be more thoughtful and smarter, so he flies to Ultron and asks for a cure for stupidity. They give him a pork flavoured snack. Now Geor
14:17 My Hero - Zero Tolerance
George takes the law into his own hands when he joins a neighbourhood watch scheme
14:47 As Time Goes By - Broadcast Plans
Alistair trys to get Lionel and Jean to go with him to the screening of the miniseries in the states. Lionel not liking the changes refuses to go so Alistair invites Sandy and Judy to go instead.
15:17 The Detectives - Art Attack
When forced to transfer into the Fine Arts Squad, our heroes are despatched to recover the latest artistic creation of enfant terrible Hadyn Smailes - a pair of maracas, a tin of peaches and a fish tank of the artist s own urine.
15:48 The Detectives - Sacked
Briggs and Louis mistake the new Superintendent for a stripper at Cattams farewell party.
16:18 Ghosts - Redding Weddy
Alison and Mike grapple with the latest obstacle to nailing down an event booking, but theyre stymied by the Captains past coming back to haunt him.
16:48 Only Fools and Horses - The Unlucky Winner Is...
Rodney s won a holiday for three in the Mediterranean, courtesy of Del and the Megaflakes drawing competition. The only snag is he s got to pretend he s 14 years old all week. Should be a doddle - all he s got to do is keep his head down. Then the skatebo
17:40 The Piglet Files - Under New Mangement
The Piglet Files - Under New Mangement
18:06 Waiting for God - Sabotage
Whilst Baines is ecstatic about his new car Tom and Diana plan a little holiday and start a vacation fund. Unfortunately, Geoffrey decides to invest the money in the new intensive care wing that Baines is having built for Bayview. When Tom finds out he
18:36 My Hero - Cassie Come Home
Janet s mother Ella becomes a trainee JP. When visiting Janet and George she comments on the fact that Ollie hasn t spoken a single word yet. He responds by talking a language that sounds like baby talk (George has been teaching Ollie the language of Ju
19:05 dinnerladies - Fog
Monday 1st November 1999: Tony s holiday photo, the visiting blood donor unit and an escaped prisoner are all contributing factors to Bren s bad day.
19:36 The Vicar of Dibley - Love and Marriage
Geraldine and the village all prepare for the wedding of Hugo and Alice, which brings a revelation from Alice and a visit from David s brother.
20:12 Goodnight Sweetheart - Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
Gary s route to 1941 has been blocked by a row of shops built in 1995. How will he reach Phoebe in her wartime pub?
21:03 Goodnight Sweetheart - Careless Talk
With a wife on both sides of the time warp, Gary is rapidly running out of money and Ron has lost the will to print.
21:33 The Detectives - The Wembley Stadium Mystery
Although Louis and Briggs have been assigned to a security operation at Wembley Stadium, they have their minds on winning the police table football tournament.
22:04 Only Fools and Horses - Sickness and Wealth
While excruciating stomach cramps and a constant diet of health salts might drive some people to visit the doctor, not our Del! Oh no, he s only suffering from that scourge of all yuppies, PMA - Positive Mental Attitude! So it s going to require some nift
23:03 The Piglet Files - With Friends Like These
The Piglet Files - With Friends Like These
23:28 Not Going Out - Absent Father Christmas
Lee s father turns up at the flat unannounced. This is the man who walked out of the family home when Lee was four, never paid his maintenance and ate Lee s goldfish. Lee wants him out of the flat but Lucy tells him that the only way forward is to forgive
23:58 dinnerladies - Christine
Monday 10th January 2000: Anita s replacement, the terminally flatulent Christine, proves a hit with Dolly but falls foul of the other ladies.
00:29 Keeping Up Appearances - Iron Age Remains
Hyacinth drags Richard off into the countryside in search of the remains of an Iron Age settlement.
00:59 Not Going Out - Surprise
No matter what happens, Lucy s surprise party for her parents anniversary must remain a secret or it won t be a surprise. So why she tells Lee about it is anyone s guess.
01:30 The Detectives - Hostage
A fanatical murderer has escaped from prison and Superintendent Cottam orders Briggs and Louis to catch him but the two detectives would rather be watching the F.A. Cup Final.
02:00 Ghosts - Home
Mike is feeling intense anxiety about the future. The couple look into selling some land, incensing Lady Button. Can Thomas finally become a published poet?
02:29 My Family - The Parent Trap
Michael announces that his girlfriend is pregnant, and she ends up moving in with them after her deeply religious parents throw her out, but it turns out that they were not as religious as everyone thought.
03:00 The Detectives - Collared
Suspended after an unfortunate incident involving a suspected bomb in a briefcase, Briggs and Louis decide to gain favour by nicking some serious East End villains.
03:28 The Green Green Grass - But is it Art?
When Bryan and Elgin suffer a housing crisis Boycie and Marlene offer them sanctuary, but Boycie s benevolence towards his workers brings an unexpected reward of immortality.
03:59 Fresh Meat - Episode 4
Having been rejected by Sam for cheating in the quiz, JP makes it his mission to win her back.
04:40 My Family - Friday the 31st
Susan decides to enter enthusiastically into the spirit of trick or treat for the neighbourhood children, which Ben tries to ignore until the spirits get to him.
05:10 The Green Green Grass - The Final Curtain
Boycie uncovers shocking information about his family tree and, with Tyler unexpectedly returning home from university, he is convinced something serious is afoot.
05:41 Fresh Meat - Episode 5
Vod announces that her mum is coming to stay and, when she arrives, she is not what anybody expected.
06:24 My Hero - Guess Who's Coming to Lunch
As George and Janet are now an item, things move on for them and it s time to meet Janet s parents. But Janet s mother knows what she wants for her daughter - smooth, oily Dr. Piers, not weird George. Janet is a bag of nerves and even more so that George
06:55 The Vicar of Dibley - Spring
It s Spring and it s almost time for Hugo and Alice s baby s Christening. David Horton decides to get a different bishop to do the Christening as Geraldine will be one of the godparents. After a shocking turn of events, he finds himself in love with Geral
07:37 As Time Goes By - Lionel's Ex-Wife
Lionel s ex-wife, Margaret, asks him out for a drink, and he asks Jean to go with him. When Margaret arrives she isn t at all like Jean anticipated. Turns out she has changed a lot since the divorce and is now rich with a very young boyfriend.
08:08 Only Fools and Horses - Hole in One
The Trotters are potless, so Uncle Albert comes to the rescue by having an accident with the open cellar door of the Nag s Head.
08:39 Spy - Codename: Citizen Lame
Marcus is obnoxiously bright, the kind of kid you imagine becoming a world leader, or, alternatively, criminal mastermind. After being sent on work experience, though, he develops a taste for retail. Meanwhile, considering his - to put it politely - unort
09:03 My Hero - Old Man Riverdance
Thermoman s father comes to visit and starts interfering with his son s love life.
09:33 My Hero - Girlfriend
A curvaceous Ultronian appears, claiming to be George s fiancee. Xil learns to speak English when speaking to Tyler, she realises that she can learn from him. She does so and picks up his (local) accent. Meanwhile, Mrs Raven asks for a better deal for the
10:03 Waiting for God - Young People
A group of students comes to Bayview and Baines bribes Bob, one of them, into being seen in a compromising situation with Diana. This will enable him, under an old church covenant from the 1600 s which was bestowed upon the home, to have her thrown out fo
10:34 Ghosts - The Bone Plot
When a documentary team comes to Button House to investigate a historical assassination plot, Alison and the ghosts are shocked to discover that it involved one of their own.
11:04 Ghosts - The Hardest Word
Can the Ghosts get back into Alisons good books after she gives them the biggest telling off of their lives/deaths? Alison and Mike learn that relaxation is harder than it looks.
11:34 Not Going Out - Alcohol
Frank s drinking becomes a problem and forces Lee and Lucy to reassess the living arrangements in the flat.
12:03 Only Fools and Horses - As One Door Closes
When Del Boy s hooky louvry door deal, financed with Denzil s redundancy money, falls through, the boys attempt to repay him by catching a rare butterfly.
12:34 Only Fools and Horses - A Royal Flush
Rodney meets Vicky, a seemingly impoverished artist who it transpires is the daughter of the Duke of Maylebury. Having obtained a pair of tickets to the sold-out production of Carmen, Rodders seems to have deeply impressed Vicky. ...
13:35 The Green Green Grass - Sweet Sorrow
The pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son s golden future, but when Tyler s exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.
14:05 The Piglet Files - Sex, Spies and Videotape
The Piglet Files - Sex, Spies and Videotape
14:32 So Haunt Me - Special
Sally has given birth to baby Daisy and Yetta has returned to watch over her. At Christmas the Rokebys invite gloomy Mr Rose and Jack and Carole Dawlish with their baby,Sam,for dinner ...
15:02 The Thin Blue Line - The Green Eyed Monster
Inspector Fowler proposes to Sergeant Dawkins so as to help his chances for promotion, but his lack of sensitivity during the proposal prompts her to leave him instead. Fowler tries to find a new woman, but loses his interest when he hears that Dawkins is
15:45 Kiss Me Kate - Holidays
No one can accept Kate s decision to spend her holiday at home.
16:15 The Detectives - S04E00The Detectives-Thicker Than Water
The Detectives - S04E00The Detectives-Thicker Than Water
16:46 Hotel Babylon - Episode 18
The team have just a day to recover from a terrible restaurant review with a Valentine s Day relaunch using a celebrity chef. Charlie struggles to contain his jealousy over Anna s interest in the rich, upper-class hotel guest Giles, and an excited Gino is
17:40 Ghosts - Moonah Ston
Alisons attempt to win over their posh new neighbours with a swanky dinner party are thrown into chaos by Marys woeful catering and Robins desire to celebrate the lunar eclipse.
18:09 Goodnight Sweetheart - Out of Town
Yvonne is out of town so Gary hopes to spend some time with Phoebe, but Gary s father George turns up and stuns him when telling a story about discovering a time warp in his youth.
18:40 Keeping Up Appearances - Violet's Country Cottage
Hyacinth gets a chance to try some social climbing while borrowing her sister Violet s cottage for the weekend.
19:11 Ghosts - It's Behind You
The spectres are touched to discover that Alison has given them each a Christmas gift, so they rack their brains to come up with a special present for her in return.
19:42 My Hero - Nothing to Hide
Thermoman liberates the stolen Mona Lisa from an art thief s clutches, but comes under suspicion from Scotland Yard when he cannot explain its presence in his flat.
20:11 Birds Of A Feather - Stand by your Man
A Phone call brings exciting news; Darryl will be out in a fortnight, followed by Chris.
20:41 Not Going Out - Neighbour
Lucy isn t happy with the noise a new neighbour is making. She asks both Lee and Tim to talk to him but both are scared too. Tim decides to take up boxing so that he will have more courage. Lee ends up going to confront the man.
21:11 Waiting for God - Glamorous Grannies
Tom has a bet with Diana that she can t be nice to people for a work. Such untypical actions only lead to confusion. Baines wants to organize a glamorous grandmother contest for the old ladies in the home, the prize being a cruise for two. Since Basil
21:40 Goodnight Sweetheart - One O'Clock Jump
Gary tries to rectify matters when his shop s success makes Yvonne depressed at her lack of employment prospects. Plus, he discovers that PC Deadman is unaware that he has a child.
22:11 My Hero - Time and Time Again
When going to an Ultronian Court Meeting because of Arnie supposedly getting Mrs Raven pregnant, George and Arnie run into a time field and get launched 7 years into the future. Things have changed, so, they go back to the year 2003. George realises he c
22:41 My Family - Going Dental
Susan forsakes Ben s dental conference to write her novel, while Ben seeks a new partnership in Harley Street and ends up with more partners than he d bargained for.
23:12 Kiss Me Kate - Grandfather Clock
Kiss Me Kate - Grandfather Clock
23:42 My Family - Loco Parentis
Ben and Susan have to go back to school for parenting classes as a result of Michael playing truant.
00:12 Goodnight Sweetheart - Let's Get Away from It All
Yvonne and Phoebe both want to move home, but it isn t long before moving is the least of Gary s worries.
00:43 My Hero - Wedding
Shortly after they wed, janet goes into labor. The baby has super powers and can talk, which is normal for Thermian babies.
01:12 Keeping Up Appearances - How to Go on Holiday without Really Trying
Hyacinth takes a trip to the travel agents for some "quality" holiday brochures. Afterwards, Onslow decides to take Richard in hand and show him how to enjoy life.
01:43 The Vicar of Dibley - Engagement
Geraldine is determined to get Alice and Hugo together, and succeeds beyond her wildest dreams.
02:26 My Hero - My Hero
Janet does not realize that the Irish hypochondriac who s come to see her at the health centre is actually the famed superhero Thermoman, who saved her life while she was vacationing in Arizona.
02:56 Only Fools and Horses - Yuppy Love
80s fever is spreading fast! Del Boy s on the up and into the exciting world of red braces and yuppy sorts. Armed with his filofax and briefcase, he s ready to take on the city - well, Peckham anyway. Meanwhile, Rodney s on the pull, with a classy new bi
03:46 So Haunt Me - The Exorcist
Pete s sent Yetta to Coventry again, so Yetta fights back by doing what she s supposed to do, scare people. Jack has the idea that if Pete goes public with the story, it could make them enough money to leave Meadow Road, so Pete talks to a repor... sorr
04:17 The Detectives - Rear Window
Louis witnesses a brutal crime of passion while confined to a wheelchair, but has trouble convincing Briggs that it wasn t all in his mind.
04:47 Ghosts - Poached Guests
Alison and Mikes neighbour spots a business opportunity which sparks all out war between them. The Captain makes a discovery and the Ghosts find a surprising new friend.
05:16 Only Fools and Horses - The Jolly Boys' Outing
Only Fools and Horses - The Jolly Boys Outing
06:40 Waiting for God - The Thief
Resident Betty claims that her sewing basket has gone missing and Tom and Diana decide to investigate. Not fully believing Betty s story they follow her and Tom intervenes when they see her apparently shop-lifting. Tom is arrested and conducts his own cou
07:11 Goodnight Sweetheart - You're Driving Me Crazy
The pressure is definitely mounting for Gary now that both Yvonne and Phoebe are pregnant. Yvonne is trying to get him a job in her firm so that she can give up work after the birth. Meanwhile, in 1942 Gary is accused of being a fence.
07:41 My Hero - Car
Piers get a new Mercedes. George works hard to buy Janet a car and Arnie gets his powers back.
08:11 The Detectives - Strangers In Paradise
Gangster Tony Mazola has been murdered. Superintendent Cottam thinks that gang warfare may be about to start. He sends Briggs and Louis on an undercover assignment to the Paradise Club in the East End of London.
08:42 Ghosts - Not Again
Mike and Alison reach boiling point over the BandB. Julian aims to prove he is more selfless than people think. A new addition triggers frightening flashbacks for Robin.
09:13 The Detectives - The Curse Of The Comanches
When Briggs and Louis, helped by a mysterious Commanch Chief, go on the hunt for a sacred Indian carving, they soon find themselves on the trail of tragedy, death and disaster...
09:44 Waiting for God - Waterworks
After drinking a lot at a reunion, Tom has trouble passing water and becomes very sensitive about it. He tries to keep it from Diana but his secretive behaviour initially leads her to believe that he is seeing another woman. Ultimately, he sees a doctor
10:14 So Haunt Me - Series 1 Episode 2
After meeting the new neighbour Mr Bloom, Pete realises Yetta exists and as a result can hear her. However he decides for the welfare of their kids, Yetta s got to go. He declares that he and Sally ignore her and she fades. Later when Sally s Mum visits,
10:42 So Haunt Me - Stake Out
Carole unwittingly ends up being part of Pete s latest ad campaign when a lie gets out of hand. Male and female police detectives set up a stake out at the Rokeby s home but can Yetta uncover buried feelings between them and call in a favor at the same t
11:12 As Time Goes By - The Bypass
The whole gang (minus Harry, who is stuck on duty for protest coverage) head out to the country for the weekend. But road construction is about to throw the travelers for a loop.
11:43 The Thin Blue Line - The Queen's Birthday Present
It is the tenth anniversary of Fowler and Dawkins relationship, but Fowler manages to forget, being instead more concerned with the Queen s Official Birthday.
12:13 Hotel Babylon - Episode 23
A TV chat show host brings a prostitute to the hotel, causing Tony s father-instinct to kick in when he discovers she s just 15. Anna and Ben compete to attract the attentions of a famous illusionist, and with the restaurant now a roaring success, James h
13:07 My Hero - Shock, Horror!
George has had very little time to rest.(too many rescues.) Janet urges him to rest. Olly is sick and George keeps flying home to check on him before flying away again. As George tires, he flies slower and a reporter tracks him to the flat where he takes
13:38 Not Going Out - Winner
Lee wins a £1000 after winning an essay writing competition. A journalist shows up to interview Lee but expects him to be disabled after reading his story.
14:08 As Time Goes By - Problems, Problems
Jean and Lionel aren t happy with how the miniseries project is coming. Jean hires Lionel a new secretary. While Rocky and Madge have an accident.
14:37 Birds Of A Feather - Can't Judge a Book
Chris comes up with a surprise, while Sharon s contentment is shattered by the medical advice all women dread€she s got to lose weight
15:08 Goodnight Sweetheart - Mairzy Doats
Gary tries to persuade Ron to give up his time travelling ambitions, and Yvonne begins some consultancy work for Chelsea FC, which Gary is pleased to hear, especially when she acquires some match tickets.
15:38 My Family - While You Weren't Sleeping
When Ben and Susan have some problems in the bedroom that start to drive them apart, Abi thinks she may be at fault, but she has her own problems to deal with.
16:08 Goodnight Sweetheart - Goodnight Children Everywhere
An evicted Ron is now staying with Gary and Yvonne, and Phoebe s orphaned relatives arrive to move in with her at the Royal Oak.
16:39 My Hero - Parents
Thermoman reveals his double identity to Janet s parents, in an attempt to gain their favour, but her mother can t keep a secret.
17:09 Only Fools and Horses - Dates
After witnessing Trigger s unexpected success with his date from a local computer dating agency, Del fancies his chances of having some too. He duly enrolls, and sets out to meet his blind date at Waterloo Station. All seems to go...
18:32 Ghosts - Happy Holiday
Mike and Alison welcome their first guests to the BandB, determined to get a five-star review. The Plaguers idolise Thomas, and Pat teaches Mary the joys and pitfalls of package holidays.
19:01 Goodnight Sweetheart - We Don't Want to Lose You ... (1)
Gary s assumed identity as a secret agent even fools the 1944 authorities. He is recruited by a genuine M15 agent to go on a secret mission to the Isle of Wight.
19:32 My Family - Owed to Susan
After the Harpers marriage is threatened by Susan s discovery that the love poem Ben wrote to woo her was not an original, he goes to great lengths to make it up to her.
20:02 My Hero - The Party's Over
George decides to throw a surprise 30th-birthday party for Janet.
20:32 My Family - My Fair Charlady
Susan employs a cleaner, who turns out to be such a treasure that she takes over the cooking as well - much to the family s delight, and to Susan s chagrin.
21:02 So Haunt Me - Unemployment
Pete and Sally argue over Sally starting her own business, Pete insists that everything will be alright if they just get rid of Yetta. Yetta promises that she ll go if Sally or Pete find her Carole (with an e). The quest begins, but initial attempts fail
21:31 Ghosts - The Woodworm Men
While Button House is being fumigated for woodworm, Alison and Mike decide to save some money and camp in the grounds, sending the ghosts routines off kilter.
22:00 Not Going Out - Amy
Lee and Tim ask a lesbian couple who have moved into the building over for dinner. They are shocked when Lucy discovers a side of herself that she never knew existed.
22:29 dinnerladies - Moods
Twinkle has something weighing on her mind. In fact, everyone seems to be in a bad mood at the moment, so Philippa attempts to cheer everyone up by breaking the routine.
22:58 The Piglet Files - The Hunt for Red Decoder
Piglet has been encouraged to get very close to a female KGB operative. What steps must he take to make sure his wife doesn t find out?
23:25 As Time Goes By - Rocky's Wedding Day
It s Rocky and Madge s wedding day but, things don t go quite as planned.
23:55 The Thin Blue Line - Honey Trap
After Fowler drunkenly admits to having kissed Habib during a pub quiz match, Dawkins begins to suspect the two of having an affair behind her back when Grim enlists Fowler and Habib s help in catching a criminal via entrapment.
00:26 Waiting for God - The Conference
There is to be a conference on the needs of the elderly held, and Diana is asked to be the local representative. At the same time Tom is waiting on tests to see if he has prostrate cancer, and so Diana researches the subject for the conference. Although
00:57 Ghosts - Happy Death Day
With Pats family coming to commemorate his death, Pat begs Alison to pass on a message from beyond the grave, while she attempts to befriend the new builder.
01:27 My Hero - Mine's a Double
A double of George named Hilary arrives to take George s place while he s away at an advanced super heroic refresher course. Hilary is still in training and is replacing George for 72 hours as part of his field training. Hilary goes into the clinic and
01:58 The Detectives - Cardiac Arrest
When a gang member is shot during a getaway, Briggs and Louis are dispatched to the hospital. But with so many sick people, doctors and nurses around, Louis hypochondria knows no bounds...
02:28 Birds Of A Feather - Three up, Two Down
Dalentrace is in jeaopardy as Sharon and Tracey sink into debt; Dorien s generosity cannot be a permanent solution. Tracey is becoming a decisive woman, and is taking matters into her own hands. Garth, meanwhile, decides to move in with his girlfriend Kim
02:58 Kiss Me Kate - Secretaries
Kiss Me Kate - Secretaries
03:29 My Family - It's a Window Filled Life
After coming into contact with an infectious disease from Peru, the whole Harper household is placed under quarantine by Susan. How long will it be till they all drive each other mad?
03:59 As Time Goes By - The Proposal
Alastair finally proposes to Judy and she eventually accepts. But the trouble starts when Judy finds out the circumstances of his proposal. Also, will the couple buy the house next door to Lionel and Jean?
04:30 The Piglet Files - The Ice-Man Cometh
The Piglet Files - The Ice-Man Cometh
04:56 Goodnight Sweetheart - The Leaving of Liverpool
Gary and Phoebe visit wartime Liverpool, where Gary meets his hero grandfather, Albert. However things become very complicated when Gary is forced to play hero.
05:27 The Piglet Files - The Wrong Combination
After Dexter bungles a safe-cracking operation, MI5 and MI6 make a wager. MI5 must break into MI6 s offices, open a safe on a specified floor in a specified room, and bring the contents to MI6. Drummond realizes they must hire a professional for this job
05:52 The Detectives - Back To Class
After Briggs and Louis manage to murder the last female white-flippered turtle on the planet, they are only too pleased to investigate a drug scandal at an exclusive girls school.
06:23 My Hero - Space Virus
Termoman - space virus - George - passing it onto those closest to him. Now he has to fix it.
06:53 My Family - Dentist to the Stars
One of Britain s best-loved heart-throbs visits Ben s surgery and although the mere mention of his name sends Susan weak at the knees, Ben is singularly, at first, unimpressed.
07:23 My Hero - Pregnant
Our heroic couple find out that they re pregnant in this episode. As part of the pregnancy George endows Joyce with Ultronian powers, which she the uses to go about saving the day. The sub plot is Mrs. Raven convincing Piers that he is going to be on ""
07:54 Waiting for God - Counselling for the Dying
Following the death,alone, of a resident, Tom puts himself forward as a counsellor to aid and comfort the terminally ill. A new female resident arrives and has afternoon delight with old Basil. Some time later Basil seems to be dying and Tom rushers to
08:24 Birds Of A Feather - Reservoir Birds
Sharon and Tracey are working at a casino and agree to take part in a publicity stunt in which Sharon appears to win a million pounds. The sisters are unaware however that they have been set up as thieves by the owner.
09:15 Ghosts - The Ghost of Christmas
It s Christmas Eve and the entire family is coming over to enjoy the imminent festivities. Everyone has the best intentions, but stress levels gradually rise, and there s seemingly only a matter of time until an epic blowout.
09:46 Goodnight Sweetheart - Change Partners
Time travelling comedy series starring Nicholas Lyndhurst. Gary is on top of the world, but pride comes before a fall, or in Gary s case, several falls.
10:17 Ghosts - Perfect Day
The big day at Button House has arrived, but some freak weather disrupts everyones plans.
10:47 Fresh Meat - Episode 8
Following last week s party some relationships and friendships are on the rocks. Oregon battles it out against Vod in the Student Union elections. Josie and Kingsley reach an unusual arrangement to overcome their relationship issues. Howard realises that
11:30 My Family - Blind Justice
Susan gets hysterical blindness after seeing Michael in bed with a girl. Meanwhile, Ben is on dreaded jury duty and is hassled by an annoying busybody fellow juror, and Nick becomes a wrapping artist.
12:00 The Piglet Files - Piglet in a Trough
All of a sudden, Peter has a drinking problem...and a gambling problem...and financial difficulties...and marital strain. What s going on? Well, Drummond has ordered him to put on the show as a ploy to see if Maxwell is a mole for the KGB.
12:26 Not Going Out - Donor
When Lucy decides it is time to have a baby, she is surprised to find the whole family taking a personal interest in the conception.
12:57 The Detectives - Dutch Cops
On Customs and Excise duty, Briggs and Louis find themselves trapped in the back of a pilchard lorry - with a large quantity of diamonds.
13:26 Only Fools and Horses - The Miracle of Peckham
Del Boy gets religion when the Madonna at the local church is seen to shed tears. But why does she only cry when it s raining, and where did that lead in Del s garage come from?
13:57 Birds Of A Feather - Nearest and Dearest
With Darryl on the way home, Sharon s time with Tracey is coming to an end.
14:28 Fresh Meat - Episode 3
Realising how serious Javier has become since their wedding, Vod tries to dump him, but it s not that simple...
15:09 The Thin Blue Line - Ism Ism Ism
Dawkins discovers circumstantial evidence of a domestically abused wife, Grim applies to join the Todgers, and Mayoress Christabel Wickham informs Fowler of the presence of an illegal immigrant in Gasforth. Fowler apparently solves the crimes, but soon re
15:47 Goodnight Sweetheart - Someone to Watch Over Me
Phoebe is very ill back in the 1940s, so Gary thinks that he may have a solution - but can he really take medicine back in time?
16:17 Goodnight Sweetheart - Pennies from Heaven
Gary tries using his knowledge of the past to bet on certainties at the 1940s race track, but it all goes wrong. Meanwhile Ron s white fiver printing press is raided by the police.
16:48 So Haunt Me - Long Lost Daughter
Pete finally tracks down Carole (with an e), working with and married to the hooligan she ran off with - Jack Dawlish. After posing as TV documentary makers, Pete and Sally convince Carole to come back to 7 Meadow Road to meet her dearly departed in the h
17:19 My Family - The Wax Job
Ben decides to sell his dental practice and take up a hobby which he finds even more boring, while Susan s move up the art gallery ladder leads to more than one fall.
17:49 Kiss Me Kate - One Night Stand
Douglas s brother visits from Canada.
18:19 Spy - Codename: Lie Hard
Maintaining a secret identity is a mighty ask, and there s every chance that Tim s cover is going to be blown when he s forced to take Marcus to work with him. Also, there s extra cringe in this week s therapy session when Owen leads Philip and Judith in
18:43 dinnerladies - Royals
There is excitement in the canteen when news of a royal visit to the factory comes through. Nobody s very sure who s coming - Princess Anne doesn t do factories, Prince Edward does theatres - but they re all getting into a flap. When it turns out it s som
19:13 Ghosts - Gone Gone
Shocking news rocks Button House and a booking mix-up sees Mike and Alison forced to host a last-minute childrens party that they are utterly unprepared for.
19:43 Hotel Babylon - Episode 17
New series of the glossy drama, recently promoted General Manager Charlie, who is about to discover that being the boss means making some unpopular decisions. Meanwhile, Tony is tempted by a female guest, a journalist asks the staff some awkward questions
20:37 My Hero - Baby Talk
The arrival of a little bundle of joy with superhuman powers has made life even more stressful for George and Janet. Meanwhile, Dr Piers s TV career appears to be on the up after he appoints a new agent
21:07 My Hero - Taking the Credit
Its spend, spend, spend, as George finds out about credit cards. Janet to the rescue, as she uses baby Ollie s powers to predict future lottery numbers to pay for George s spending habit,
21:37 So Haunt Me - A New Client
Yetta meets her match in the form of Pete s Mum Violet, when she, and her husband Stan come to visit. Violet bluntly and somewhat rudely gives Yetta her marching orders. Yetta refuses to be beaten, especially at the implication that her house needs cleani
22:08 Waiting for God - Daisy Takes Charge
Baines threatens Diana with expulsion unless she removes the partition but they both have more pressing matters to consider as Daisy becomes completely domineering, taking over the home with her ideas and threatening to get current staff sacked. Finally
22:37 Birds Of A Feather - The Essex Patient
Tracey and Sharon hit on a name for their new cleaning business: Maids of Ongar . After a strenuous day s work though Sharon begins to feel ill.
23:08 Ghosts - I Love Lucy
Alison has invited Lucy to come to Button House for a sleepover, but after a concerning meeting with the solicitor, Alison must work out if Lucy is really who she says she is.
23:37 My Hero - Mission Impossible
Thermoman faces his biggest challenge yet. After Janet washes his superhero outfit in biological detergent which make him itch, an book from his home planet says that he mustn t have sex more than once a month. But worst of all, Piers knows George s secre