TV Guide
01:23 Still Open All Hours - Episode 4
Granville s big ambitions to open his very own coffee shop cause quite a stir.
01:53 One Foot in the Grave - The Big Sleep
As retirement throws more problems for Victor Meldrew s retirement, including a next-door neighbour s noisy party, a disturbing and puzzling rash and an atheist funeral, has Victor bitten the bullett?
02:22 Yes Minister - The Quality of Life
Sir Humphrey uses Jims promise to keep a popular city farm project open to get special permission for an additional nine floors on a proposed skyscraper.
02:52 Outnumbered - The Girls' Day Out
Mum tries to civilise the boys, Dad wars with a domestic appliance and Karen goes shopping.
03:22 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Finger Sniffing
Things get personal between Janet and Donna when they both apply for the managers job at the archers.Jonny gives Gaz Corinthian after coming to the conclusion that the baby is his.
03:51 Yes, Prime Minister - A Real Partnership
Sir Humphrey tries to get his scheduled pay raise even though increases for M.P.s have been put on hold for budgetary reasons.
04:22 The Office - Interview
Although slightly peeved that the staff seem to be taking his redundancy in their stride, David s spirits remain high as he plans his future while also being interviewed for an article in Inside Paper . Tim takes drastic action when he learns that Dawn h
04:52 No Offence - Episode 2
After Deering and her team lose the serial killer case, the cops see a chance to redeem themselves by investigating a dangerous new street drug. No animals were harmed in the making of this episode.
05:38 Still Open All Hours - Episode 2
Granville has a new idea for growing the business - the offer of fitness classes.
06:07 Still Open All Hours - Episode 7
Arkwright s becomes a delivery point for people s internet shopping. When a large delivery arrives, Granville decides he could use it to help Gastric impress Madge, who has taken to her bed in a foul mood. Meanwhile, Granville is worried he is not using
06:37 Birds Of A Feather - Stand by your Man
A Phone call brings exciting news; Darryl will be out in a fortnight, followed by Chris.
07:07 The Brittas Empire - Playing With Fire
Gordon is doing a survey on how much electricity is being used and writes out a lot of forms for the staff. Colin meanwhile does an experiment which involves using the lavatories. Then Gavin gets a big shock when his old girlfriend Jenny comes to the cent
07:37 Yes, Prime Minister - A Conflict of Interest
Hacker and Sir Humphrey clash over the appointment of the governor of the Bank of England and the cover up of a banking scandal in the City.
08:08 As Time Goes By - Judith's New Romance
Judy gets a new boyfriend and Jean decides to ""help"" out her daughter.
08:38 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Drunk
Jonny raises his fist to Janet when she provokes him.
09:07 Fresh Meat - Episode 2
The housemates are in social Siberia so they decide to throw a party, spearheaded by Josie in the hope that she and Kingsley will get together, but her plans are scuppered by her boyfriend!
09:49 Gavin and Stacey - They're Back
Stacey and Gavin return from honeymoon to a big welcome from both families. But Smithy seems none too happy with his best mate and Nessa has a confession to make that throws the whole evening into disarray.
10:18 Keeping Up Appearances - Hyacinth is Alarmed
Richard is terrified to wake up to see Hyacinth smiling at him; he later realises he has forgotten his and Hyacinth s wedding anniversary. Richard then decides to have an alarm system installed, claiming it is Hyacinth s "surprise" anniversary present.
10:48 Waiting for God - Adult Education
When Tom and Diana s life drawing art classes at the local college are terminated and complaining yields no joy, they decide to instigate their own at Bayview. Baines is to be the model, posing as Julius Caesar, bare beneath his toga for authenticity (or
11:18 Not Going Out - Campervan
Lee has borrowed an old campervan to take Lucy away for the weekend. She is not impressed and wishes she was back at home when a strange woman knocks at their door...
11:47 The Thin Blue Line - The Green Eyed Monster
Inspector Fowler proposes to Sergeant Dawkins so as to help his chances for promotion, but his lack of sensitivity during the proposal prompts her to leave him instead. Fowler tries to find a new woman, but loses his interest when he hears that Dawkins is
12:29 My Hero - The Party's Over
George decides to throw a surprise 30th-birthday party for Janet.
12:59 Not Going Out - Dating
As Lucy and Guy s relationship intensifies, Lee starts to ponder his lack of a girlfriend and, encouraged by Barbara, tries speed dating. Tim is forced to go on a disastrous date with Barbara in order to prove that he sees her as more than the help .
13:29 My Hero - A Little Learning
It s Mr and Mrs Dawkins 40th wedding anniversary. They re planning a party and don t want George to come.! George wants to be more thoughtful and smarter, so he flies to Ultron and asks for a cure for stupidity. They give him a pork flavoured snack. Now Geor
13:58 My Hero - Nemesis
An old friend of Thermoman s takes over Piers body and tries to put Thermoman out of the superhero business.
14:28 The Green Green Grass - The Departed
Boycie and Marlene drive Tyler back to his old university where his band, Puddle of Agony, is about to perform its very first gig.
14:58 Not Going Out - Camping
In a desperate bid to prove his manliness, Lee joins Tim, Daisy and Lucy on a camping weekend in the middle of a dark spooky forest.
15:27 Only Fools and Horses - The Class of '62
A class of 62 reunion in the Nag s Head signals Roy Slater s return to Civvy Street after years in the nick. But why has the crooked ex-copper decided to come back to Peckham when he is universally loathed? Just as Trig, Del, Boycie and Denzil begin to b
16:18 Big School - Episode 6
Mr Church is keen to be involved with Miss Postern s school trip to France.
16:47 Not Going Out - Winner
Lee wins a £1000 after winning an essay writing competition. A journalist shows up to interview Lee but expects him to be disabled after reading his story.
17:17 The Green Green Grass - One Flew Over the Cuckoo Clock (Christmas Special)
Are Boycie and Marlene about to gain entrance to high society ?
18:08 Only Fools and Horses - Homesick
Only Fools and Horses - Homesick
18:40 Only Fools and Horses - As One Door Closes
When Del Boy s hooky louvry door deal, financed with Denzil s redundancy money, falls through, the boys attempt to repay him by catching a rare butterfly.
19:10 So Haunt Me - Long Lost Daughter
Pete finally tracks down Carole (with an e), working with and married to the hooligan she ran off with - Jack Dawlish. After posing as TV documentary makers, Pete and Sally convince Carole to come back to 7 Meadow Road to meet her dearly departed in the h
19:40 Ghosts - Who Do You Think You Are?
A young couple, struggling to buy a first home, think their prayers are answered when a distant relative bequeaths them a vast country house. The catch? Its riddled with ghosts¦
20:10 The Detectives - Flash
After mixing their drinks at the policemen s ball, Louis and Briggs confront a new horror involving a flasher, a Marquess and the commissioner s wife.
20:40 Ghosts - Carpe Diem
Robin has a revelation that unnerves the ghosts and prompts them to consider their legacies. Alison and Mike decide to have a spontaneous wild night out.
21:10 Ultimate Force - Weapon of Choice
The SAS is sent to Chechnya to find rebel leader Movzar Mazayev. Henno mistrusts Russian Special Forces agent Vasily who is assigned to help them. The soldiers close in on Movzar s fiery sister Sapiyat but intelligence officer Kathy is taken hostage. In t
22:23 The Detectives - Never Without Protection
A Duchess keeps appearing in the tabloids canoodling withher police bodyguards. What the Super needs are two completely unappealing detectives...
22:53 To the Manor Born - Horse vs Cars
A repair bill for Audrey s Rolls-Royce finally convinces her to revert to four-legged horsepower.
23:23 Waiting for God - The Bayview Conservation Society
Baines is hiring Mr. Nakamura, a Japanese hotel consultant, to advise on the building of a new,space-saving wing to be built at Bayview - thereby enabling him to pack in more residents. Tom starts the Bayview Conservation Society, eventually enlisting Dia
23:53 Yes Minister - The Greasy Pole
Jim has the chance of creating jobs, and saving a chemical company, when they are offered the chance to manufacture a highly dangerous chemical, but when the news gets out that it might be too dangerous, he has to back down.
00:23 As Time Goes By - The Picnic
Jean and Lionel are both flattered by the romantic attentions of Alistair and Judith, but decide that things cannot continue as they are. Jean bets that if all four of them go on a picnic together, Judith and Alistair will hit it off. But perhaps it will
00:54 Birds Of A Feather - Getting A Grip
Tracey is shocked to receive overdue bills. There is also a letter from Garth, telling Tracey he has had a fight at school and she will have to pay for half the damage. To top it all off, the central heating breaks down and they hire two female plumbers,
01:23 As Time Goes By - Getting to Know You --- Again
Jean and Lionel look no closer to renewing their relationship when Lionel checks out of his hotel without telling Jean. However, Lionel s publisher, Alistair, convinces him to go to a party tonight to meet some faces , people who can help in the sale of
01:52 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Dresses, Dresses, Dresses
The girls go shopping for Janet s wedding dress, and Louise and Donna cause a bit of trouble, especially for Janet! Gaz and Jonny discover a new kind of beer with a bit of a difference!
02:21 The Brittas Empire - Bye Bye Baby
Carole has heard that her husband Derek is coming back, after what happened a long time ago. After all these years she will not have to work, Ben will have a father and she will feel much better. Meanwhile her baby goes missing and reception is getting cr
02:52 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Candle
Donna returns to Runcorn to visit everyone as she has been missing them. Janet thinks that Donna might be lying about her wonderful new boyfriend called Wesley in London. Louise finds life as a mother tough. Donna asks her boyfriend to come to Runcorn to
03:21 Wreck - Gaylords of the Galaxy
As devastating news reaches Jamie and Vivian, their morals are put to the test as they face what it will take to win the battle against Velorum.
04:09 No Offence - Episode 4
The Friday Street team uncover a scam encouraging people in debt to sell their kidneys, while the search for another girl abducted by the serial killer leads to a big breakthrough.
04:57 The Green Green Grass - Here's To You, Mrs Boyce
Boycie considers a move into local politics. Bryan s ex-fiancée finds a cure for lesbianism. Tyler fails to score at Rugby, but creates a good impression. Marlene provides momentary distraction during Tyler s maths coursework, until Boycie steps in with
05:27 Birds Of A Feather - Old Friends
While out shopping, Tracey runs into Trish Taylor, her best friend from school and invites her to stay, as Trish has recently left her husband. Sharon feels left out and also worried that when Darryl gets out of prison, Tracey will make her move out. Afte
05:57 Fawlty Towers - Communication Problems
A selectively deaf woman named Mrs Richards insists that she has had a large amount of money stolen at the hotel, and against Sybil s wishes Basil puts a fiver on Dragonfly.
06:29 Outnumbered - The Dead Mouse
Ben tries to get elected as class rep. Dad returns from a funeral troubled by mortality.
06:59 The Green Green Grass - Sweet Sorrow
The pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son s golden future, but when Tyler s exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.
07:28 Game On - Martin's Baby
Martin bumps into Clare in the video shop and discovers that she has a baby, Rosie, and that he s the father. Martin pays a surprise visit to Clare s home, but finds her with a man. After he rants about how wrong it is for anyone to come between a father
07:58 To the Manor Born - Vive Le Sport
Audrey learns firsthand the horrors of the national healthcare system when she injures her back and her private doctor refuses to treat her due to her unpaid bills, and refers her to the public clinic. Meanwhile, Richard, who s never skied in his life, l
08:29 The Green Green Grass - I Done It My Way
The Green Green Grass - I Done It My Way
08:58 The Outlaws - Episode 1
A few months on, the outlaws still have time to serve on their sentences. But they discover the criminal underworld isnt done with them yet.
09:59 Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps - Lard
The lads are winding Janet up with the old one about it being impossible for girls to be as funny as boys. Not one to resist a challenge, Janet trawls through her €˜crack-a-joke books looking for that killer one-liner Jonny, however doesn t find the
10:28 My Hero - Old Man Riverdance
Thermoman s father comes to visit and starts interfering with his son s love life.
10:58 My Hero - The Foresight Saga
George and Janet have a new addition to the family: Cassie. She can see into the future. However, shortly after birth, she has horrible premonitions that everyone on the Northern hemisphere is going to die! Meanwhile, Piers enters for ""I m A Celebrity: G
11:27 My Hero - Pet Rescue
George is puzzled by the British love of pets - until his mother-in-law s dog explains it all. However, talking to animals is not normal behaviour, and the conversation lands George in hot water
11:56 Not Going Out - Mortgage
Tim decides to sell the flat, so Lee sets to work putting off prospective buyers.
12:26 Not Going Out - Magic
When Lucy s god-daughter is suddenly dumped on her the night before the girl s birthday party, Lucy and Lee have to come up with an appropriate entertainment for fourteen nine-year-olds.
12:56 Not Going Out - Oasis
Some might say that Lee and Lucy were foolish to try to buy tickets to see Oasis in concert, because when they lose their place in the queue, they start to blame each other.
13:25 Not Going Out - Panto
Lee and Lucy are going to a pantomime the following day. Lee gets irritated that Lucy s crush Jason Donovan is starring in it. The night before Lee has a disturbing dream that he s in a pantomime starring of course Jason Donovan.
14:09 The Green Green Grass - Mother Earth
Beth s concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm. Marlene s pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye opener for Beth.
14:39 The Green Green Grass - Brothers and Sisters
A family reunion leaves the staff of Winterdown Farm all tied up and lost for words, love is in the air for Bryan, and Boycie attempts to bury the past before the Driscoll Brothers bury him.
15:08 The Vicar of Dibley - Autumn
The vicar desperately tries to spend an evening alone with Simon. Alice returns from her honeymoon and may be pregnant.
15:50 Only Fools and Horses - Hole in One
The Trotters are potless, so Uncle Albert comes to the rescue by having an accident with the open cellar door of the Nag s Head.
16:21 The Vicar of Dibley - Community Spirit
Geraldine takes over the Autumn Fair and promises a celebrity, say Elton John, to open it but finds it a bit difficult to deliver.
16:51 So Haunt Me - A New Client
Yetta meets her match in the form of Pete s Mum Violet, when she, and her husband Stan come to visit. Violet bluntly and somewhat rudely gives Yetta her marching orders. Yetta refuses to be beaten, especially at the implication that her house needs cleani
17:21 The Detectives - Witness
Two tough detectives are required to go undercover at a monastery. Unable to find any, the Super employs Briggs and Louis.
17:50 Only Fools and Horses - Sickness and Wealth
While excruciating stomach cramps and a constant diet of health salts might drive some people to visit the doctor, not our Del! Oh no, he s only suffering from that scourge of all yuppies, PMA - Positive Mental Attitude! So it s going to require some nift
18:49 Only Fools and Horses - No Greater Love....
Rodney s got himself a bird at last! Unfortunately, she s no spring chicken and her jailbird husband is about to be released...
19:19 The Detectives - Rear Window
Louis witnesses a brutal crime of passion while confined to a wheelchair, but has trouble convincing Briggs that it wasn t all in his mind.
19:48 Big School - Episode 3
A meeting with their pupils parents presents challenges for the Greybridge staff.
20:18 Ghosts - Not Again
Mike and Alison reach boiling point over the BandB. Julian aims to prove he is more selfless than people think. A new addition triggers frightening flashbacks for Robin.
20:49 Ultimate Force - Just a Target
As Red Troop bury Sam Leonard, a gunman shoots at a prominent European banker using an awesomely powerful sniper s rifle. He misses and the SAS are scrambled to find the gun and the British anti-globalist group suspected of carrying out the shooting. Jami
21:40 The Detectives - The Great Escaper
Louis and Briggs are cuffed to a notoriously slippery customer as they escort him to his latest prison by train. So how do they end up crossing the Yorkshire moors carrying a toilet door?
22:10 Open All Hours - Laundry Blues
Nurse Gladys Emmanuel, having seen Granville struggling with the washing, tells Arkwright that he must buy a new washing machine. Arkwright has to come up with a plan so that she thinks he has done as she requests. He gets Neville to drop off a new mach
22:41 Sex Education - Episode 7
Welcome to the morning after. "Sex kid" has made a huge mess”and just can t stop barfing. Chaos comes to class, and in detention, the girls bond.
23:31 Miranda - Excuse
An old school insists on throwing Miranda a party to introduce her to a suitable man. Miranda is notoriously bad at coming up with excuses, but when she sees a photo of her intended date he s so bad that the only option left is to lie and come out to her
00:00 Birds Of A Feather - History
Dorien suggests a car-boot sale, and the girls are keen - Sharon can get rid of some of Chris s old stuff, and Tracey will sell things that son Garth has outgrown. However, while clearing out possessions, an old photo is found with Darryl at a party, unde
00:31 Hotel Babylon - Episode 8
The hotel is inspected, and the report makes terrible reading, leaving Rebecca s future as manager in doubt. Her troubles increase when Adrian McBride, European director of the company which owns the hotel, arrives unexpectedly. But Rebecca is amazed to b
01:25 Friends - The Last One
Ross and Phoebe chase Rachel to the airport, but end up at the wrong one. Chandler and Monica finish packing for their move to the suburbs, and Joey loses Chick Jr. and Duck Jr. in the foosball table. The series finale finds Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Joey,
02:14 Goodnight Sweetheart - Have You Ever Seen a Dream Walking ...
As the strain of living a double life takes its toll on Gary, Rolf Harris appears in a dream and berates him for having claimed the authorship of Two Little Boys.
02:44 Hotel Babylon - Episode 18
The team have just a day to recover from a terrible restaurant review with a Valentine s Day relaunch using a celebrity chef. Charlie struggles to contain his jealousy over Anna s interest in the rich, upper-class hotel guest Giles, and an excited Gino is
03:38 The Brittas Empire - Biggles Tells a Lie
It s Gordon s day off and Colin puts on a suit, but it looks like he is the manager of the centre. This is because Colin s daughter Stephanie is coming to Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre so she can see her father. He wants everyone to think that he is the
04:08 Waiting for God - The Conference
There is to be a conference on the needs of the elderly held, and Diana is asked to be the local representative. At the same time Tom is waiting on tests to see if he has prostrate cancer, and so Diana researches the subject for the conference. Although
04:38 As Time Goes By - A Surprise for Jean
Jean tells Lionel that she wants him to surprise her more. So Alistair suggests Lionel surprise Jean with a trip. However it turns out not to be the easiest thing to do.
05:07 Birds Of A Feather - Are You Being Served?
Tracy and Sharon are now living in their new house, as Dor comes to visit after her recent trip to Monaco. She comes back with the news that she slept with Ralph Gardener, head of Central Water, who is currently all over the media. She comes up with the
05:37 Sex Education - Episode 5
An explicit pic puts a mean girl on the spot. Maeve wants to track down the shaming culprit, forcing Otis to make a tough choice on an important day.
06:25 Still Open All Hours - Episode 5
Granville creates a blend of snuff and has to give the Black Widow a crash course in cycling proficiency. The ladies get dressed up for line dancing, and Gastric goes on a diet.
06:55 White Van Man - Beginnings and Ends
Something is up with Ollie. He and Darren are building a wardrobe for Albert in a small room and tempers begin to flare. Before long it seems everyone Ollie knows is revealing secrets, leaving him with a big decision to make.
07:25 Fresh Meat - Episode 5
Things go from bad to worse when Josie makes a catastrophic error of judgement. A chance encounter leads Oregon to fall for a sexy librarian, JP makes a local friend, Vod falls in love and Howard turns detective in a bid to catch an intruder.
08:07 As Time Goes By - The Bathroom
After Lionel walks in on Sandy in the bathroom Jean decides to add a second bathroom. But, things don t go as planned.
08:37 Goodnight Sweetheart - Who's Taking You Home Tonight
Gary s fictional job working for Ron may cover his trips back in time to 1941, but it s not much help when both Yvonne and Phoebe expect him for dinner on the same evening.
09:07 Keeping Up Appearances - A Strange Man
Hyacinth is shocked to see a strange man wearing only a towel emerge from Elizabeth s house, thus she tells Richard they will have to move house. However her opinions change when discovering who the man really is. Meanwhile Daddy has gone missing.
09:37 Kiss Me Kate - On the Couch
A journalist from the Sunday Times interviews Kate. Darren buys Mel a puppy for her birthday.
10:06 My Hero - Brain Drain
George and Arnie discover a way to filter out prejudices in peoples brains. This sounds like a good idea until the brains get muddled up
10:35 Not Going Out - Serious
Kate tries clown classes after unsuccessfully getting Lee to go to them. You couldn t really call her own attempts a success. To repay Kate Lee goes on a date with Lucy Moss, an author whose book, about her turbulent life, was published by Kate s company.
11:05 Not Going Out - Halloween
To celebrate Halloween, Lee and Lucy decide to take their children trick-or-treating, but things take a turn for the worse when Lee loses his phone on the doorstep of a creepy Victorian house. Upon returning to retrieve it, he discov
11:44 The Green Green Grass - Keep on Running
Boycie claims it s just a mid-life crisis, but are there other more compelling reasons for him selling up and moving from his mock Georgian life in Peckham to a new life as a gentleman farmer in Shropshire ?
12:13 My Hero - Time and Time Again
When going to an Ultronian Court Meeting because of Arnie supposedly getting Mrs Raven pregnant, George and Arnie run into a time field and get launched 7 years into the future. Things have changed, so, they go back to the year 2003. George realises he c
12:43 My Hero - Puttin' on the Writs
George and Janet are loading their groceries into their car when they hear Mrs Raven yelling at the triplets as she s loading her groceries. The trolley man loses control of his trolleys on the ramp of the car park and they head straight for Mrs Raven.! As s
13:13 Not Going Out - Movie
Lee promises to stop treating Lucy s flat as if he owns it - but not before he has hired it out to a film director.
13:42 So Haunt Me - Mid-Death Crisis
Pete s making a TV advert and the advert producers want to film it in the Rokeby s front room. Yetta, dubbing herself Yetta Garbo, is thrilled at the chance of stardom. Pete of course doesn t want her anywhere near the cameras but her influence is unstopp
14:13 Not Going Out - Donor
When Lucy decides it is time to have a baby, she is surprised to find the whole family taking a personal interest in the conception.
14:43 Only Fools and Horses - Wanted
Rodney is on the run after he is accused of being the Peckham Pouncer - but where is that fragrant smell, wafting through the ventilation ducts of Nelson Mandela House, coming from?
15:14 The Detectives - Sacked
Briggs and Louis mistake the new Superintendent for a stripper at Cattams farewell party.
15:44 The Vicar of Dibley - Election
Geraldine clashes with David in the Dibley district councilor elections over the issue of local bus service, and finds herself an opposing candidate.
16:14 Only Fools and Horses - Happy Returns
Rodney s in love with Debbie from the newsagents. Could this mean the end of his dirty magazine fetish? Trouble is she s only 19, and 19 1/2 years ago Del was pretty friendly with her mum...
16:45 Ghosts - Perfect Day
The big day at Button House has arrived, but some freak weather disrupts everyones plans.
17:15 Only Fools and Horses - Little Problems
With his diploma in Computer Science, new job in Cassandra s father s firm and impending marriage, Rodney s certainly on the up. Del s even promised to take care of his share of the flat deposit. Only problem is, Del s gone and got himself into a bit of b
18:07 Only Fools and Horses - He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle
After a night at the Nag s Head, Uncle Albert comes home beaten up and tells tales of two, three or was it four muggers. But something isn t right and he runs away from home. Finally Del Boy and Rodney realise where to find him.
18:57 The Thin Blue Line - The Queen's Birthday Present
It is the tenth anniversary of Fowler and Dawkins relationship, but Fowler manages to forget, being instead more concerned with the Queen s Official Birthday.
19:27 Ultimate Force - Communication
Red Troop of the SAS is back in action when a ship docks at Southampton with a suspicious crew. Jamie and Henno sneak on board to plant a tracker, but the operation goes wrong - they lose radio contact with base and are forced to kill a man. Caroline pose
20:18 Only Fools and Horses - A Losing Streak
Del and Boycie are set to play the biggest poker game Peckham s ever seen... But what exactly has Boycie got up his sleeve?
20:49 One Foot in the Grave - The Pit and the Pendulum
Victor is employing a workman in the garden, although he never seems to do any work. On the other side of the fence, Patrick has acquired a pet daschund called Denzil.
21:19 Hotel Babylon - Episode 20
Tony is surprised when his 13-year-old daughter arrives for a West End audition, but a crisis stops him giving her the attention she craves. Charlie sets the socially inept final deputy manager candidate a challenge, and Gino s brother pays him a visit, b
22:13 Goodnight Sweetheart - Flash Bang Wallop
Gary must ensure that a compromising photo taken of him in the 1940s avoids discovery in the present. Yvonne goes to see Noel Coward s Gary and Phoebe stage play.
22:42 Outnumbered - The Exchange Student (2)
As the family tries to get rid of Auntie Angela, another guest comes to stay.
23:12 The Good Life - The Weaver's Tale
When Margo buys a spinning wheel, Tom buys a loom so that the Goods can borrow the spinning wheel and make their own clothes. However, Barbara has just convinced Jerry to forbid Margo to spend any more money, and the spinning wheel purchase is canceled. I
23:41 Game On - Fame
Matt ventures out of the flat to join a band.
00:12 dinnerladies - Scandals
Bren s mum, Petula, brings shame on the factory when she acquires a new boyfriend.
00:41 The Outlaws - Episode 4
The outlaws unmask a traitor. Whilst reconciling their personal battles, they plan an audacious heist to steal evidence and take down the Dean.
01:41 Mrs Brown's Boys - The Mammy Effect
Mrs Brown becomes a podcast sensation “ without even leaving the house. Cathy is horrified to discover her mother has accidentally hijacked her new podcast project.
02:11 Waiting for God - The Helicopter
With upcoming by-elections Councillor Ferguson is courting the grey vote and comes to the home. At the same time Diana, once a photo-journalist, takes Tom up in a helicopter to take aerial shots of local houses to sell to their owners. Among her shots is
02:40 The Good Life - Sweet and Sour Charity
Tom sets his eye on the contents of the other neighbors heating oil tank when they move out. Barbara just manages to convince him that it would be stealing. Then they get permission to take it.
03:10 Bottom - Terror
It is Halloween. After loosing the "Spot the Balls" competition and visited by trick or treaters. Richie and Eddie decides to put on their own Halloween party. Where they go off trick or treating, Richie is dressed up as a devil and Eddie is dressed up as
03:40 Open All Hours - Shedding At The Wedding
Arkwright goes to a wedding with Nurse Gladys Emmanuel. His suit smells of mothballs and he has to hang his trousers out of Gladys car to air them. After his trousers are blown away and run over by a tractor, he has to borrow her trousers!
04:11 The Royal Bodyguard - The Royal Art of Blackmail
Hubble is sent to investigate a burglary at Buckingham Palace but the evidence points to him as one of the thieves.
04:41 The Cleaner - The Statue
Wicky is called to a quiet town where a row has broken out over a statue. Tempers in the town are running high, and it looks like things might turn nasty.
05:10 The Cleaner - The Clown
Wicky is hired by a theatre where a male strip show has got out of hand. A self-important clown, a whimsical theatre manager and a broken fire alarm turn his day into a nightmare.
05:39 Men Behaving Badly - Drunk
Gary is supposed to be having a romantic meal with Dorothy, but he gets held up in the pub with Tony. Then Les announces a ""Beers of the World"" promotion and Gary and Tony have to help with the tasting. Will he ever get to the romantic meal?
06:10 Death Valley - Blood Vessels
Vampires hijack bloodmobiles in a murderous attack, and Kirsten is sent to check upon Dashell s niece at a party thrown by a vamp preying on local teens.
06:55 Siblings - Balcombe's Funeral
Hannah and Dan s beloved drama teacher Mr Balcombe has died and Dan and Hannah have mixed emotions about the funeral.
07:25 Men Behaving Badly - Performance
Gary and Dorothy are determined to try for a baby; however Gary has a slight impotence problem so collects a heavy collection of pornography to solve the issue.
08:10 Bottom - Parade
Richie and Eddie are taken to the Police station to take part in an identity parade and find themselves in an argument with a Falklands war veteran over their participation in the war.
08:40 Not Going Out - Pointless
In an attempt to impress Lucy with his intellectual prowess, Lee joins Daisy as a contestant on the TV quiz show Pointless.
09:10 My Hero - Mine's a Double
A double of George named Hilary arrives to take George s place while he s away at an advanced super heroic refresher course. Hilary is still in training and is replacing George for 72 hours as part of his field training. Hilary goes into the clinic and
09:40 Not Going Out - Christening
Lee s big mouth has got him and Lucy invited to a christening party thrown by new neighbours Toby and Anna, and now they have no time to find the perfect present for the baby who has everything.
10:09 Not Going Out - Friend
When Lee promises Lucy that he will make more of an effort to be friendly with other parents in the playground, he makes the mistake of starting with Keith.
10:39 My Hero - My Hero Christmas
It s George s first Christmas, and although he has trouble with the concept he tries to spread good cheer.
11:09 Not Going Out - Text
When Lee accidentally sends a rude text about Anna to Lucy, he makes the stupid mistake of sending it to Anna herself. Lee and Lucy now face the impossible task of stealing Anna s phone and deleting the text before she reads it.
11:38 My Hero - Car
Piers get a new Mercedes. George works hard to buy Janet a car and Arnie gets his powers back.
12:07 So Haunt Me - A New Life
After meeting his new boss Tarquin, Pete s first job is to come up with an advertising campaign for a new Japanese chocolate bar which has Whale as one of it s ingredients, Pete has to make a tough decision to either do the campaign or respect his daughte
12:37 The Green Green Grass - More Questions Than Answers
Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can t help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie s farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5
13:07 Only Fools and Horses - The Unlucky Winner Is...
Rodney s won a holiday for three in the Mediterranean, courtesy of Del and the Megaflakes drawing competition. The only snag is he s got to pretend he s 14 years old all week. Should be a doddle - all he s got to do is keep his head down. Then the skatebo
13:58 Only Fools and Horses - From Prussia with Love
When a German damsel turns up in the Nag s Head, she s definitely in distress - and nine months pregnant at that. Rodney s all beer and sympathy, but Del s got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene s dreams of a child and a golden oppor
14:29 The Detectives - Sparring Partners
Briggs and Louis masquerade as the manager and trainer of a boxer as they investigate a steroid that promotes raw aggression - and enhances sexual prowess.
14:59 Big School - Episode 1
Mr Church is about to resign but the arrival of a new French teacher changes everything.
15:28 Ultimate Force - Violent Solutions
Red Troop monitor a suspected weapons dealer Stuart Dicken who leads them into an armed stand-off with an East End drugs gang. When the gang hijack a tour bus, Becca places herself in the line of fire. Can Red Troop stop the hijackers before Becca s true
16:40 Only Fools and Horses - The Chance of a Lunchtime
Raquel has an audition for a play, and Del has volunteered to help her rehearse. Rodney and Cassandra meet for supper, each thinking that the other made the first move. Things seem to be going well before Rodney gets tangled up with Trudy. Del tells Alber
17:31 Only Fools and Horses - He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle
After a night at the Nag s Head, Uncle Albert comes home beaten up and tells tales of two, three or was it four muggers. But something isn t right and he runs away from home. Finally Del Boy and Rodney realise where to find him.
18:21 The Thin Blue Line - Fly on the Wall
Fowler receives a letter from the BBC, who then come and make a fly on the wall documentary about Gasforth Police Station. Unfortunately, Grim convinces the officers, sans Fowler, that they are all going to become international television stars, prompting
18:52 The Detectives - Back To Class
After Briggs and Louis manage to murder the last female white-flippered turtle on the planet, they are only too pleased to investigate a drug scandal at an exclusive girls school.
19:21 Absolutely Fabulous - Birthin'
Saffron is preparing her home birth kit. She s due to have the baby anytime, Patsy is the hostess of the Style Awards at the Royal Albert Hall. Edina helps Patsy rehearse her speech but is interrupted by Katy Grin, Bo, and Marshall. Katy talks about her w
19:51 The Darling Buds of May - A Breath of French Air (2)
A jealous Charley gets drunk when Mariette refuses to go on the local miniature railway, preferring to stay on the beach with the admiring local boys. Pop sobers him up and effects a reconciliation. Mariette finally agrees to go on the railway and enjoys
20:44 One Foot in the Grave - Descent Into The Maelstorm
Margaret falls ills to nervous exhaustion that has been building up over the last 34 years. She has little chance for peace and quiet in which to recuperate, especially with Victor s problems with gorilla suits and the waste disposal system. She is howeve
21:14 The Darling Buds of May - Oh! To Be in England (1)
Mariette gives birth to a boy, John Blenheim, and, when the vicar, Reverend Candy, comes to see about the christening, he persuades the Larkins to have all their children baptised. Primrose takes an immediate shine to the young parson. Pop buys some jumbl
22:06 Yes Minister - The Compassionate Society
When Jim learns that a brand new hospital still has no medical staff, but hundreds of civil servants working there, he proposes that half of the civil servants be sacked and use the money saved to open wards with medical staff.
22:37 The Office - New Girl
Brent decides to take on a new secretary despite the spectre of redundancies in the Slough branch. He can choose between some bloke that s turned up for interview and a pretty young blonde. The day is rounded off with a trip to Chasers nightclub...
23:07 No Offence - Episode 1
A contentious mayoral election is being fought between incumbent liberal Kashif Hassan and political underdog and local-girl-done-good Caroline McCoy. Crowds gather for a mayoral debate between Hassan and political underdog McCoy - only for the hustings t
23:55 Yes Minister - Open Government
Jim Hacker retains his seat in the election and is given a cabinet post in the new government He meets the permanent secretary for his department Sir Humphrey Appleby but Jim decides to change the way things are done in the civil service so Sir Humphrey