When Marlene vanishes and Boycie is secretive about her disappearance, people assume he has killed her, but she only went to have a boob job. The Trotters need money to stave off being evicted but are saved when it transpires that...
Ben is unhappy with his lot, but is even less happy with Susan s book-writing house guest. Perhaps the Brotherhood of the Cockerel has the answer.
The Piglet Files - In Which We Serve
With the BandB gone, Mike anxiously strives to fix their finances, but its April Fools Day, and a distracted Alison is out for revenge. The couple receive some life-changing news.
When Nick suggests his parents take out a life insurance policy to further his chances of romance, Michael begins to worry about their life expectancy.
Susan attends a neighbour s book club. Michael runs a booking agency exclusively for Roger, while Ben books a seat on the sofa but gets a new assistant too close to home.
When Lee accidentally sends a rude text about Anna to Lucy, he makes the stupid mistake of sending it to Anna herself. Lee and Lucy now face the impossible task of stealing Anna s phone and deleting the text before she reads it.
Rodneys depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird “ Monica of the fat thighs “ and life isnt exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution “ theyll all be millionaires in a year “ cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very do
Hyacinth volunteers to look after the old people in an outing to the funfair, however a certain old man proves to be quite a handful. As the day progresses, Hyacinth ends up in a mirror house, on some dodgems and on a ghost train.
Lionel is still worried about his money future and Alistair suggests he sell the country house. Lionel and Jean decide that they should sell the house but, who is going to tell Mrs. Bale and Lol they are out of jobs. Lionel and Jean go to the country to i
Being young, free and single has its advantages, like jetting off to Thailand on holiday for a few days. Miranda however, sets her holiday sights lower.
When Del Boy s hooky louvry door deal, financed with Denzil s redundancy money, falls through, the boys attempt to repay him by catching a rare butterfly.
With Nick still away, Michael joining the army, and Janey getting her stuff out of the attic, Susan is feeling deserted. Then a stray dog appears and tries to become man s best friend. Unfortunately, the man he chooses is Ben.
Waiting for God - Waiting for god S4E11 - Another Christmas at Bayview
Tim is asking for trouble when he falls for a woman in the Witness Protection Programme, and Marcus learns how to ride a bike.
Gary tries to persuade Ron to give up his time travelling ambitions, and Yvonne begins some consultancy work for Chelsea FC, which Gary is pleased to hear, especially when she acquires some match tickets.
Tuesday 21st December 1999: It s nearly Christmas and all Bren s festivities are currently amounting to are three Carry On films and some spaghetti hoops. Meanwhile, the other ladies indulge in a bit of a flutter, and Stan has a bone to pick with Philippa
As a surprise for Lee s birthday, Lucy invites the whole family to join them in an escape room.
After the Harpers marriage is threatened by Susan s discovery that the love poem Ben wrote to woo her was not an original, he goes to great lengths to make it up to her.
Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre are trying to raise money so they can buy a new trampoline. Gavin and Tim are doing a sponsered sponge throw and Gordon is doing a sponsered silence. It s also Laura s birthday and her husband Michael has come from America
Just as he is ready to be the presenter of a boating holiday promotional video, Alan manages to insult Norfolk s farmers on his radio show.
Michael and Alfie s internet dating does not go quite according to plan, and Kenzo s piano playing may leave a lot to be desired, but will Ben s attempt to get his old band back together prove a bigger hit?
Rodney is on the run after he is accused of being the Peckham Pouncer - but where is that fragrant smell, wafting through the ventilation ducts of Nelson Mandela House, coming from?
More problems for Ben - Janey comes back home, Susan lies to the police, Michael becomes born-again and Abi confuses nature with naturism.
In order to cut costs Baines decides to employ illegal immigrant workers at Bayview. To Diana one incompetent foreigner, the gardener, is enough and, after the residents have staged a protest, order is restored. Tom has been overdoing physical exercis
The wedding day has finally arrived, but will they go through with it? Will Uncle Bryn finally admit to what happened on the fishing trip and will Nessa do what she knows she must?
Kenzo s school project about the family gives everyone a chance to look at some of the crazier moments in the Harper history.
Penny and Stephen arrive with news that they are moving to Spain and building a dream house. Lionel starts to worry about his future money situation and asks Alistair for some financial advise.
Lucy and Tim are distraught. Their parents 30 year marriage is at an end and their father has moved out of the family home - and into Lee s bedroom.
Ted and co. enter a giving-things-up-for-Lent contest and soon discover that abstinence is easier preached than done. Father Jack sobers up for the first time in years, but Dougal and Ted find their resolve wavering. To strengthen their vows Ted calls in
According to Susan, abstinence makes the heart grow fonder and she decides that she and the girls should abstain from even the slightest physical contact with men for three weeks in order to spice up their sex lives, but will Abi take it too far?
Susan has taken to asking an increasingly disturbed Michael for advice on make-up and clothes now that Janey has left for university. The arrival of Ben s cousin s daughter in the Harper household could provide a solution - but Ben is reluctant to give up
Colin discovers an unexploded missile in the basement and tries to warn Gordon but he takes no notice and tells him to sort out his problems on his own. While doing this on his own Gordon is packing his things away for his departure for Brussels. Then Col
On an otherwise typical Monday morning, Bren s canteen is thrown into crisis when Norman the bread man fails to deliver the granary torpedoes. Should she sign the docket or not? Meanwhile, Jean is preoccupied with planning her daughter s wedding and findi
Wicky is hired by a theatre where a male strip show has got out of hand. A self-important clown, a whimsical theatre manager and a broken fire alarm turn his day into a nightmare.
One day Laura arrives at a gas station and discovers that Gordon is now working there. He is causing more trouble then ever and is holding up lots of people. Meanwhile the new manager Alan Digby is having trouble when Gordon gets on his nerves. Gordon has
Wicky faces the ultimate test of self-control: a job in a pub, after hes promised his new girlfriend hell stay off the booze.
In an attempt to make Onslow jealous, Daisy finds herself a toyboy. However the plan fails and Daisy sends Onslow to the Church hall to meet Richard, in a final ploy to get him to notice her antics.
Hyacinth sings to her hearts content when discovering Emmett s latest musical The Boyfriend is in production. Meanwhile Daddy is once again back in the war and guarding Onslows house with a sharp object.
Miranda doesn t know how to cope when several men turn their affections towards her.
When his father walks out on his mother and himself, bespectacled, nerdy Will McKenzie is forced to leave his private school and enrol at the local comprehensive, where his accent and appearance make him an easy target for the school psycho. Seeking to ma
Thomas goes down memory lane with Alison, however, the truth is muddied when the other ghosts tell their version of events. Mike struggles with his own memories of Alisons past.
Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can t help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie s farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5
Del s confident at last he s on to a winner with Trigger s consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high-flying world of trading for a real job?
Rodney breaks up the Trotter partnership to go it alone - with Mickey Pearce! Does Mickey s trip to the Costas mean that the duo are opening a Spanish branch already?
Phoebe is very ill back in the 1940s, so Gary thinks that he may have a solution - but can he really take medicine back in time?
Tony gets a job as a barman, working for Les. Gary and Dorothy compare fantasies.
george becomes pregnant with a surrogate baby for a childless couple on ultron
Jean s sister-in-law decides to move in with her and Lionel after she finds out her husband is having an affair. Actually he being so secretive because he is planning a surprise anniversary party for her.
Diana is horrified to find that she is unaccountably in the red and goes up to London to cause a fuss, only to discover that all her investments have gone into receivership. Back in Bayview, Tom s room is suffering from severe rising damp so Tom comes up
Gary s route to 1941 has been blocked by a row of shops built in 1995. How will he reach Phoebe in her wartime pub?
Nick wins an old car in a poker game, and intends to break it up for parts. Ben takes it over and decides to restore it to its former glory, but he is about as good an engineer as Isambard Kingdom Brunel was a dentist.
Warren pushes Charlie into getting a job in the local garden centre so he can get a discounted pond liner.
The boys are threatened with no crumble if they dont help assemble a wooden shelf, while Jims dog Wilson keeps doing his dollops in mum and dads flowerbed.
Peter Chapman, an electronics professor at the Polytechnic, is followed by two MI5 agents (we find out later it s Dexter and Lewis). The agents at MI5 have had trouble figuring out how to use the technical equipment they re given for surveillance, and two
Miranda and Penny find it impossible to be normal in a session with a psychiatrist.
Del s swooping in on the deal of a lifetime - it could keep them in Pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue. Trouble is, he hasn t reckoned on a touch of gang warfare.
Louis and Briggs are cuffed to a notoriously slippery customer as they escort him to his latest prison by train. So how do they end up crossing the Yorkshire moors carrying a toilet door?
Wicky is called to a quiet town where a row has broken out over a statue. Tempers in the town are running high, and it looks like things might turn nasty.
When Susan tries to help out a chronically unemployable Nick, her plan turns out to be disastrous, Janey brings a different boy home every day, and Ben has problems with his assistant.
Jean and Lionel finally set a date for the wedding. While the women are planning the wedding, Lionel finally finishes his script for the miniseries.
Dalentrace is in jeaopardy as Sharon and Tracey sink into debt; Dorien s generosity cannot be a permanent solution. Tracey is becoming a decisive woman, and is taking matters into her own hands. Garth, meanwhile, decides to move in with his girlfriend Kim
Lee and Tim ask a lesbian couple who have moved into the building over for dinner. They are shocked when Lucy discovers a side of herself that she never knew existed.
Diana s foot shows no sign of healing and Tom is anxious for her to see a doctor. For all of her brash facade she is reluctant to seek medical advice in case she is given the worst possible scenario. However, she complies and is told that she has diabetes
Susan, Ben and the children travel to a family funeral in Leeds. In addition to reservation problems at the hotel, Nick s shameless liaisons with the hotel maid and Susan s inappropriate behaviour at the funeral add up to a fraught weekend.
Ben claims Janey s room for his Scalextric set when she leaves for university. Meanwhile, Nick secures a job at the local supermarket, and ends up bringing his work home with him.
Gangster Tony Mazola has been murdered. Superintendent Cottam thinks that gang warfare may be about to start. He sends Briggs and Louis on an undercover assignment to the Paradise Club in the East End of London.
Lee and Lucy open up a can of worms when they cancel dinner with Toby and Anna at the last moment.
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Is Major Maxwell actually a spy for the KGB? Drummond is determined to find out - after all, if he is, Drummond gets his office, his position and a substantial pay rise...
When forced to transfer into the Fine Arts Squad, our heroes are despatched to recover the latest artistic creation of enfant terrible Hadyn Smailes - a pair of maracas, a tin of peaches and a fish tank of the artist s own urine.
After a huge misunderstanding on the phone, Stacey thinks Gavin has finished with her. He drives to Wales to explain and ends up taking her home with him. Having never been further than Bridgend before, Stacey s trip to Essex is an eye-opening experience
Rodney has ran out of yuletide cheer, as the annual routing of the Trotter festivities are wearing thin. Burnt turkey, charred Christmas pudding, the same old things on television, and nothing but a book lent to him by Mickey Pier...
Sharon and Tracey receive a solicitor s letter from Ireland and, with Dorien also having business there, the three girls embark on what could be a very important journey.
The health inspector is coming and Basil tells Manuel to get rid of his pet rat, which he later finds out is named Basil.
Michael succeeds in placing the whole family on "The Weakest Link", but Anne Robinson is about to raise more difficult questions than expected.
Del has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It s time for the latest moneymaking scam, Trotter s Ethnic Tours. But, why are there no takers?
I ts Opening Day at Whitbury Leisure Centre and Gordon is getting ready to meet the Duchess of Kent. But things are going wrong when the electric doors aren t working properly and the water from the swimming pool is disappearing and the temperature rises.
Comedy set in a leisure center. Gavin is feeling depressed and is receiving therapy from Helen Brittas. He joins the rest of the staff on their annual weekend break to Burbidge-on-Sea and goes missing so Brittas arranges a funeral
Ben decides to take Susan back to one of their old romantic haunts for her birthday, but instead, romance comes back to haunt them. Meanwhile, at home, Michael is left alone by his siblings.
Thermoman reveals his double identity to Janet s parents, in an attempt to gain their favour, but her mother can t keep a secret.
The water board offer to solve Dibley s drought by relocating the town.
Susan insists that they purchase an expensive, over-the-top burglar alarm after Brigitte thinks her van has been stolen, but it fails to serve its purpose. Also, Nick s career takes an unexpected turn.
When Ofsted arrive to conduct an impromptu inspection, Greybridge is thrown into chaos.
During a weekend at Jean s sister-in-law s house, Jean and Lionel invent more and more ridiculous claims to cover-up their romance thirty-eight years ago.
Janet wants to introduce something a bit more adventurous in to her sex life with Jonny, but Jonny isn t playing along! Gaz is worried what Donna may be getting up too with her tutor, so he storms round to the cafe they re in, and threatens him! He thinks
Lee finally manages to get a job, as a caretaker. But taking up the new post involves moving out of the flat. Kate interviews potential new flatmates including Pete, and Tim sees an opportunity to get back together with Kate. Lee s new boss proves to be a
The detectives track down missing Superintendent Cottam in the Canadian Rocky Mountains.
The Piglet Files - The Ice-Man Cometh
Sharon is frantically trying to keep Chris out of her bed, and is prepared to go to any lengths to get a home of her own. Dorien is determined to win custody of the house and, posing as a barmaid, tracks down Marcuss mistress in order to find out some
Ben gets his hopes up that finally one of his kids will move out when Nick decides to get his own apartment; unfortunately, as always for Ben, every silver lining has a cloud.
A selectively deaf woman named Mrs Richards insists that she has had a large amount of money stolen at the hotel, and against Sybil s wishes Basil puts a fiver on Dragonfly.
Unknown to Basil, a guest dies in the night and he tries to serve him breakfast anyway and an obnoxious woman insists on service for her dog.
""Radio Dibley"" goes live for one week, with Geraldine doing a ""Brain of Dibley"" competition and Owen commenting on horse gelding. Alice tries to impress her future father-in-law.
Hyacinth drags Richard off into the countryside in search of the remains of an Iron Age settlement.
Last in the series of sitcom about Whitbury Leisure Center. Brittas prepares to celebrate seven wonderful years since the center opened, but Druggett tells him he has been chosen for early retirement. Carole reveals he s the father of her twins!
The village of Dibley acquires a new vicar, but the Reverend Geraldine is a bit of a surprise, and a not entirely welcome one to some people.
In the final episode, Tony takes up his new job as a postman; however Deborah believes he s become boring as a result. Meanwhile Gary gets heavily drunk to break the news to George and Anthea the office is closing down; and Dorothy goes into labour, but w
Hyacinths attempts to keep Richard occupied in his years of retirement continue. Now she has found him an executive job in frozen foods, and to impress the manager of the company she has contrived a plot involving Onslow and golf.
Jean and Lionel take a parental interest in Harry, Sandy s policeman boyfriend. Yet, the affairs of the younger generation seem to diminish in importance when Jean receives a phone message from an old flame.
Ben is appalled to discover that Martin, the benign elderly widower from next door, is besotted with Susan and has built a shrine to her in his kitchen. Whilst Ben has trouble persuading the police, Martin ties Susan to a chair and proposes to her.
After a night at the Nag s Head, Uncle Albert comes home beaten up and tells tales of two, three or was it four muggers. But something isn t right and he runs away from home. Finally Del Boy and Rodney realise where to find him.
Resident Betty claims that her sewing basket has gone missing and Tom and Diana decide to investigate. Not fully believing Betty s story they follow her and Tom intervenes when they see her apparently shop-lifting. Tom is arrested and conducts his own cou
Jean becomes angry when Lionel invites her along on a cruise as a freebie .
Darren betray Ollie with severe consequences. Ollie must also contend with the possibility that Emma may not be the perfect girlfriend he thought she was.
Gary wants to leave his girlfriend, Dorothy, but she decides to leave him first. Gary owns a flat and needs a lodger to help pay the mortgage. Unfortunately, he s got Dermot as a lodger and he s no help at all. A young woman named Deborah moves into the f
George starts doubting his invincibility, and starts disapperaing.
Gordon is dealing with two problems today. He has heard that the centre is getting low on visitors and that someone is trying to kill him. All over the centre the killer is still trying to kill Gordon, but each time it goes wrong. Then the most dangerous
Janet s mother Ella becomes a trainee JP. When visiting Janet and George she comments on the fact that Ollie hasn t spoken a single word yet. He responds by talking a language that sounds like baby talk (George has been teaching Ollie the language of Ju
When Lee promises Lucy that he will make more of an effort to be friendly with other parents in the playground, he makes the mistake of starting with Keith.
Strapped for cash as ever, Del is clearing Grandad s allotment, which has become a health hazard and where he finds some bottles of yellow liquid, which he dumps. He also finds a tap, hidden by rocks, but claims that there is an a...
Lionel fears he s losing his strength. So when a stalker starts following Sandy home he decides to show he can take care of the situation. Turns out it s just a love-sick teenager following her.
A Duchess keeps appearing in the tabloids canoodling withher police bodyguards. What the Super needs are two completely unappealing detectives...
Edina frantically organises her cluttered house in order to host old friends Bettina and Max, who were once obsessed with minimalism. Feeling ignored by Edina, Patsy leaves in search of another lunch partner. When Bettina and Max arrive, Edina is disappoi
Sharon is looking for a man, but the one she likes is attracted to Tracey.
Due to the death of Susan s friend, mortality is suddenly on everyone s mind, which results in Ben writing his will, Nick working at an undertakers, and Susan using the Internet to predict Ben s death.
George takes the law into his own hands when he joins a neighbourhood watch scheme
Eleanor presents her mother with a controversial diamond necklace taken from the Raj but one with great sentimental value to Charlotte. During the high-profile exchange of gifts Richard is happy to see his Mother finally arrive. But Sir Iain notes that
An evicted Ron is now staying with Gary and Yvonne, and Phoebe s orphaned relatives arrive to move in with her at the Royal Oak.
Lee takes advantage of Lucy s new-found skills as a relationship counsellor to patch things up with his father.
Kate tries clown classes after unsuccessfully getting Lee to go to them. You couldn t really call her own attempts a success. To repay Kate Lee goes on a date with Lucy Moss, an author whose book, about her turbulent life, was published by Kate s company.
Jean and Lionel must endure a trying evening with Jeans sister-in-law.
George has had very little time to rest.(too many rescues.) Janet urges him to rest. Olly is sick and George keeps flying home to check on him before flying away again. As George tires, he flies slower and a reporter tracks him to the flat where he takes
Adam isn t happy when he is forced to play his violin for Mum and her best friend Val, while Jonny is relishing every moment. Dad is obsessed with his old microscope.
Jean is put on the spot when Judith goes away for the weekend, and the house is left empty. She is somewhat flustered with all the suggestive comments regarding her and Lionel, and makes a fool of herself.