TV Guide
22:30 Game On - Big Wednesday
Matt has spent hours waxing his surfboard that will probably never see the sea again! Martin is desperate for a girlfriend, Mandy is dating a boxer, Matt reckons he could have him in a fight, but it s obvious Matt is intmidated by him.
23:01 Only Fools and Horses - Video Nasty
Rodney gets a grant from the local college to make a film, but first he must come up with a viable screenplay. Del gets him a secondhand typewriter, and also suggests a storyline of A Rhino Loose in the City . To make matters worse, the director, Mickey
23:31 Derek - Episode 6
Derek goes on a date with a girl from a dating website. He s excited but he s also worried about his dad s health. True to form, Geoff nearly ruins things for Derek, but Kev stands up to him.
23:55 Ghosts - The Thomas Thorne Affair
Thomas goes down memory lane with Alison, however, the truth is muddied when the other ghosts tell their version of events. Mike struggles with his own memories of Alison s past.
00:24 As Time Goes By - Rocky's Wedding Day
It s Rocky and Madge s wedding day but, things don t go quite as planned.
00:54 Ghosts - I Love Lucy
Alison has invited Lucy to come to Button House for a sleepover, but after a concerning meeting with the solicitor, Alison must work out if Lucy is really who she says she is.
01:22 Birds Of A Feather - Shift!
Sharon s day hasn t started well. She accidentally breaks a mug and spills coffee everywhere and then Tracey accuses her of not paying her way. Tracey is having problems with money, so she and Dorien try to sell some clothes. Meanwhile, Sharon has to go b
01:53 dinnerladies - Catering
Friday 9th April 1999: The canteen is being painted over the weekend. But when the decorators arrive early, Bren has to cope with all manner of inconvenience.
02:20 Fresh Meat - Episode 2
The housemates are in social Siberia so they decide to throw a party, spearheaded by Josie in the hope that she and Kingsley will get together, but her plans are scuppered by her boyfriend!
03:03 My Hero - Illegal Aliens
George and Arnie become the subject of an investigation by the Immigration Department.
03:32 My Hero - Fear and Clothing
George starts doubting his invincibility, and starts disapperaing.
03:58 As Time Goes By - The Proposal
Alastair finally proposes to Judy and she eventually accepts. But the trouble starts when Judy finds out the circumstances of his proposal. Also, will the couple buy the house next door to Lionel and Jean?
04:29 Friday Night Dinner - The New Car
Jim has made a cake to celebrate his dog Wilson s birthday, while the family return from a spin in Jonny s new but uncool company car to find something awful has happened to the house.
04:53 Not Going Out - Conference
Lee does what he has to do to stop Lucy from flirting with the male delegates at a three-day annual trade conference in order to get herself work.
05:22 The Thin Blue Line - The Queen's Birthday Present
It is the tenth anniversary of Fowler and Dawkins relationship, but Fowler manages to forget, being instead more concerned with the Queen s Official Birthday.
05:52 Goodnight Sweetheart - Between the Devil and the Deep Blue Sea
The construction on Duckett s Passage is finally complete, and Gary hopes to secure one of the vacant units to allow him access to the time portal. Meanwhile, in 1941, Gary tries to warn the Americans of the impending attack on Pearl Harbor.
06:44 Birds Of A Feather - Bang
It s an explosive time in Chigwell, with upheavals for Sharon, Tracey and Dorien.
07:14 Fresh Meat - Episode 7
Oregon resolves to break off her affair with Professor Shales, but he wrong-foots her by leaving his wife and turning up on her doorstep. Brian begs Howard to resume their friendship.
07:56 Ghosts - Speak as Ye Choose
Mary tells Julian how she finally found her voice, while Thomas decides he must finally kick his Alison addiction. Old friends of Mike share the surprising secret to their success.
08:26 Goodnight Sweetheart - Rites of Passage
Gary Sparrow is an unhappily married TV repairman, who one day unwittingly walks into a time warp. Totally disorientated, he thinks he s in a 1940s theme pub, until he falls in love with the landlord s daughter.
08:56 My Family - Deliverance
Janey s baby is due and Susan insists on traveling to Manchester for the birth; it s a journey that throws up several blasts from the past.
09:25 Sex Education - Episode 2
After Jean makes a cringey appearance at school, Otis tries his hand at pleasing Ola”and advising a hapless teacher. Fearless Maeve buckles.
10:17 Harry Enfield and Chums - Episode 6
Tim goes to a school reunion, one-off character "Mr. Got Out of the Wrong Side of the Bed This Morning" has a day full of mishaps, and Kevin and Perry try to organize a party
10:48 George and Mildred - Fishy Business
When Mildred flushes George s goldfish down the drain, he decides that he needs a new pet.
11:14 Ghosts - Part of the Family
While Alison and Mike gear up to make a big investment, the Captain and Kitty work together with the other ghosts to solve an unfolding mystery before it s too late.
11:41 As Time Goes By - The Mini Series
Alistair comes back from the states with news that a television company wants to turn Lionel s book into a miniseries. While trying to make copies at Jean s agency Lionel accidently shreds his summary that he wrote for the tv people. Despite this they dec
12:12 Birds Of A Feather - Loyalty
Sharon needs eight grand up front when the landlords of her café want to increase the rent in line with her new lease. Tracey refuses to put her house up as collateral and Dorien, who has a few grand to dispose of for tax purposes, gives it to charity af
12:42 Men Behaving Badly - Jamie's in Love
Jamie falls in love with his Guatemalan cleaning lady.
13:06 Friday Night Dinner - The Fox
Dad is keeping a dead fox in the freezer in the garage because he wants to get it stuffed. But when Mum needs to use the freezer, Dad enlists Adam and Jonny in a desperate attempt to hide the animal.
13:31 Spy - Codename: Ball Busted
Marcus s hopes of organising the Summer Ball are dashed when the dreaded Mrs Godfrey usurps Philip as the school headteacher. Meanwhile, struggling to find a date, Tim tries to improve his luck with the ladies. Maybe he should take a leaf out of Bond s bo
13:55 Goodnight Sweetheart - Flash Bang Wallop
Gary must ensure that a compromising photo taken of him in the 1940s avoids discovery in the present. Yvonne goes to see Noël s Gary and Phoebe stage play.
14:24 Keeping Up Appearances - Driving Mrs. Fortescue
Hyacinth and Richard drive a wealthy Mrs Fortescue into town, however Hyacinth s plans to impress are crushed by her family when Daisy and Rose flag down the Buckets for a lift. Eventually to Hyacinth s dismay, this leads to Mrs Fortescue playing darts wi
14:55 My Family - Living the Dream
Following Roger s advice, Ben and Susan join a pyramid scheme, despite Michael s warnings. Meanwhile Roger seems to have an unlimited cash flow, but where is he getting all that money?
15:25 As Time Goes By - A Trip to Los Angeles
Jean and Lionel arrive in Los Angeles to discuss the miniseries being made from Lionel s book.
15:55 Birds Of A Feather - Not in My Backyard
Someone famous is moving to Chigwell. She s guarded by heavies, and her children are called Harry and William. It s no wonder Tracey, Sharon, and Dorien draw the obvious conclusions.
16:25 Gavin and Stacey - Episode 3
Uncle Bryn agrees to drive them all to Essex to meet the Shipmans.
16:54 Absolutely Fabulous - Birth
Patsy falls asleep with a lit cigarette, and accidentally burns down the Monsoons kitchen. She and Edina later plan a night out, but they decide to stick around after learning that Saffy is expecting a date, much to her chagrin. To make matters worse, Mo
17:25 Gimme Gimme Gimme - Lollipop Man
It s the first night of Tom s play starring alongside Tom Cruise, but things don t go according to plan when he forgets his one and only line.
17:55 Kiss Me Kate - Magnolia
Douglas moves out ... and back in. Kate meets and old boyfriend.
18:26 My Family - Dutch Art and Dutch Courage
Handsome millionaire art collector James Garrett reappears in Susan s life and Ben feels jealous when the two of them share a hotel bedroom. Elsewhere, Roger is dealing with his own jealous feelings.
18:55 Not Going Out - Christening
Lee s big mouth has got him and Lucy invited to a christening party thrown by new neighbours Toby and Anna, and now they have no time to find the perfect present for the baby who has everything.
19:25 The Detectives - Art Attack
When forced to transfer into the Fine Arts Squad, our heroes are despatched to recover the latest artistic creation of enfant terrible Hadyn Smailes - a pair of maracas, a tin of peaches and a fish tank of the artist s own urine.
19:55 Finders Keepers - Episode 1
When two detectorists stumble upon a hoard of treasure worth millions, they know that selling it could solve all their financial worries.
20:42 Harry Enfield and Chums - Episode 6
The Randy Old Ladies attack the milkman, and Kevin loses his virginity.
21:11 dinnerladies - Gamble
Tuesday 21st December 1999: It s nearly Christmas and all Bren s festivities are currently amounting to are three Carry On films and some spaghetti hoops. Meanwhile, the other ladies indulge in a bit of a flutter, and Stan has a bone to pick with Philippa
21:45 No Offence - Episode 3
The serial killer is showing no signs of slowing down, while local racial tensions are also running high when an Asian woman is killed in a suspected racist attack.
22:35 Goodnight Sweetheart - Wish Me Luck
Yvonne is in line for a work promotion, while Gary needs to decide which life to choose. Life in 1941 is appearing increasingly more attractive.
23:05 The Brittas Empire - Temple of the Body
Gordon explains to the staff about worshipping other people s temples - his euphemism for the human body. He then finds a cupboard is being slept in when finding a duvet cover sticking out, then Gavin s hat turns up. Gordon tells Tim, who gets cross when
23:34 Not Going Out - Dancing
Lucy and Tim are distraught. Their parents 30 year marriage is at an end and their father has moved out of the family home - and into Lee s bedroom.
00:04 Little Britain - Episode 3
Vicky makes a nuisance of herself on a bus, Lou takes Andy to the ice-rink, on their ladylike saunter through the park Emily and Florence encounter some boisterous boys playing football, and Dafydd goes to an audition for the Llandewi Breffi version of Ha
00:33 So Haunt Me - Unemployment
Pete and Sally argue over Sally starting her own business, Pete insists that everything will be alright if they just get rid of Yetta.Yetta promises that she ll go if Sally or Pete find her Carole (with an e). The quest begins, but initial attempts fail
01:01 One Foot in the Grave - The Broken Reflection
Alfred, Victor s accident prone brother, is making his first visit from New Zealand for 25 years. Victor is not looking forward to his stay, preferring to act as a neighbourhood vigilante.
01:31 Birds Of A Feather - Still Waters Run Deep
Prospective client Monty Kray wants a pool installing - within days.
02:01 My Hero - Baby Talk
The arrival of a little bundle of joy with superhuman powers has made life even more stressful for George and Janet. Meanwhile, Dr Piers s TV career appears to be on the up after he appoints a new agent
02:31 Only Fools and Horses - The Chance of a Lunchtime
Raquel has an audition for a play, and Del has volunteered to help her rehearse. Rodney and Cassandra meet for supper, each thinking that the other made the first move. Things seem to be going well before Rodney gets tangled up with Trudy. Del tells Alber
03:22 Sex Education - Episode 8
As a new day dawns, Moordale s fate hangs in the balance. Aimee spills. Eric confesses. Otis haunts the hospital. Honesty matters now, more than ever.
04:23 I'm Alan Partridge - To Kill a Mocking Alan
Alan creates a Sunday afternoon version of his radio show, inviting some executives from Irish TV over to witness the production at the travel tavern.
04:52 Gavin and Stacey - Episode 1
Gavin starts his new job in Cardiff, while Smithy tries to adjust to life without him.
05:23 George and Mildred - All Work and No Pay
George quits his job but cannot bring himself to inform Mildred.
05:49 Keeping Up Appearances - A Strange Man
Hyacinth is shocked to see a strange man wearing only a towel emerge from Elizabeth s house, thus she tells Richard they will have to move house. However her opinions change when discovering who the man really is. Meanwhile Daddy has gone missing.
06:19 Birds Of A Feather - Mrs Robinson
Garth is dating an older divorcee, while Chris has turned his hand to creative writing.
06:49 Spy - Codename: Lie Hard
Maintaining a secret identity is a mighty ask, and there s every chance that Tim s cover is going to be blown when he s forced to take Marcus to work with him. Also, there s extra cringe in this week s therapy session when Owen leads Philip and Judith in
07:12 As Time Goes By - At Death's Door
The miniseries based on Lionel s book is finally aired on U.S. television. When Jean s sister-in-law Penny has to go into the hopital she thinks things are worse than they are and makes a big fuss.
07:42 The Brittas Empire - Back with a Bang
After being crushed to death Gordon has been returned to Earth by St. Peter and rebuilt at a Swiss clinic - with a few side-effects. He returns a day early and misses the red carpet welcome prepared by the staff. Colin suddenly remembers the unexploded bo
08:12 Ultimate Force - Just a Target
As Red Troop bury Sam Leonard, a gunman shoots at a prominent European banker using an awesomely powerful sniper s rifle. He misses and the SAS are scrambled to find the gun and the British anti-globalist group suspected of carrying out the shooting. Jami
09:04 As Time Goes By - Pardon?
Jean suspects that Lionel is going deaf. But despite the fact that he clearly can t hear very much, Lionel resists going to a doctor. Meanwhile, he becomes convinced that Jean is having problems with her eyes, and sets about solving this dilemma.
09:33 dinnerladies - Nightshift
While Tony is in hospital having treatment, the staff are forced to suffer his formidable replacement.
10:03 The Green Green Grass - Here's To You, Mrs Boyce
Boycie considers a move into local politics. Bryan s ex-fiancée finds a cure for lesbianism. Tyler fails to score at Rugby, but creates a good impression. Marlene provides momentary distraction during Tyler s maths coursework, until Boycie steps in with
10:33 Goodnight Sweetheart - Someone to Watch Over Me
Phoebe is very ill back in the 1940s, so Gary thinks that he may have a solution - but can he really take medicine back in time?
11:03 My Family - My Fair Charlady
Susan employs a cleaner, who turns out to be such a treasure that she takes over the cooking as well - much to the family s delight, and to Susan s chagrin.
11:33 The Upper Hand - Family Ties
Charlie s late wife s father (Jo s grandfather) turns up out of the blue, but what are his real motives?
11:59 Father Ted - Good Luck, Father Ted
Ted gets his chance to be on TV when he is to be interviewed by a magazine programme. But FunLand , the most pathetic travelling fair ever conceived has come to Craggy Island, and while Ted is distracted with Father Jack, Dougal seizes his moment of glor
12:24 Mr. Bean - Goodnight, Mr. Bean
At a hospital waiting room, Bean uses various methods to skip ahead of the queue but his antics backfire. Later at a park, he decorates Queen s Guard, so that he can take a picture. And at the end of the day, Bean tries to cure his insomnia with some unus
12:49 dinnerladies - Christine
Monday 10th January 2000: Anita s replacement, the terminally flatulent Christine, proves a hit with Dolly but falls foul of the other ladies.
13:19 Not Going Out - Alcohol
Frank s drinking becomes a problem and forces Lee and Lucy to reassess the living arrangements in the flat.
13:47 The Thin Blue Line - Come on You Blues
Gasforth Football Club is about to play Premiership team Chelsea, and Mayoress Wickham orders Fowler and his officers to personally see to it that nothing goes wrong in exchange for her recommending him for an MBE. However, things get complicated when the
14:21 Only Fools and Horses - Fatal Extraction
After a visit to the dentist Del unwisely makes a date with the comely receptionist Beverley, but, on Rodney s advice, cancels it. After Del has got drunk and been responsible for causing a riot, he finds Beverley at his flat and ...
15:48 Sex Education - Episode 3
A scathing review rattles Maeve s resolve. Adam and Michael bond over life as a bachelor. Ruby helps Otis with his campaign ” and his loneliness.
16:43 Keeping Up Appearances - Hyacinth Tees Off
The Major invites the Buckets for a golfing weekend at a luxury hotel. All is well until Onslow and Daisy turn up unexpectedly to collect Rose after she has spent a raunchy weekend away with a Mr Smith. Inevitably, when Hyacinth realises her family are th
17:14 My Family - Life Begins at Fifty
Susan is accused of shoplifting, and as if the forgetfulness, mood swings, and night sweats weren t enough of a problem, she also has to put up with Ben defending her in court.
17:44 Friday Night Dinner - Friday Night Dinner S02E07 Christmas
Friday Night Dinner - Friday Night Dinner S02E07 Christmas
18:10 To the Manor Born - Connections in High Places
The stockholders of Richard s company conspire to throw him off the board of directors, and Audrey asks her rich uncle to help him fight off the threat.
18:41 Friday Night Dinner - The Au Pair
Adam and Jonny arrive home to find a strange woman dressed head-to-toe in pink: it s Gibby, their old au pair, who has made a surprise visit.
19:06 Little Britain - Episode 2
Emily and Florence visit a bridal shop to try on some very lady-like wedding dresses, Harvey demands "Bitty" in a restaurant, Bubbles De Vere singes herself while evading capture, Andy sees off Lou s new girlfriend, Sebastian meets his match in Marvin the
19:35 Father Ted - 18. Are You Right There, Father Ted
Father Ted - 18. Are You Right There, Father Ted
20:00 Game On - Martin's Baby
Martin bumps into Clare in the video shop and discovers that she has a baby, Rosie, and that he s the father. Martin pays a surprise visit to Clare s home, but finds her with a man. After he rants about how wrong it is for anyone to come between a father
20:30 Waiting for God - Tell the Truth
Tom s belief that one should always tell the truth offends Jane, who s attempted to look glamorous to appeal to Baines and Tom says she looks hideous. He also upsets Marion by telling her what he thinks of her, leading to a big row. Sarah introduces her b
21:01 Birds Of A Feather - Jobs for the Girls
In order to make money for Christmas, Sharon becomes a dog-walker and cat-sitter and soon comes up against stiff competition from Dorien s 13-year-old friend Adrian Gold. Meanwhile, Tracey becomes a typist and, after having problems with the typewriter, u
21:31 Not Going Out - Magic
When Lucy s god-daughter is suddenly dumped on her the night before the girl s birthday party, Lucy and Lee have to come up with an appropriate entertainment for fourteen nine-year-olds.
22:00 The Green Green Grass - A Rocky Start
Winterdown Farm, the Boyce s new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.
22:30 The Detectives - Strangers In Paradise
Gangster Tony Mazola has been murdered. Superintendent Cottam thinks that gang warfare may be about to start. He sends Briggs and Louis on an undercover assignment to the Paradise Club in the East End of London.
23:00 Fresh Meat - Episode 3
Realising how serious Javier has become since their wedding, Vod tries to dump him, but it s not that simple...
23:41 Only Fools and Horses - Go West Young Man
Rodneys depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird “ Monica of the fat thighs “ and life isnt exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution “ theyll all be millionaires in a year “ cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very do
00:13 Ultimate Force - Class of 1980
Henno comes face to face with Al Qaeda when terrorists seize the Italian Consulate. The notorious Al Djouf threatens to blow up a truck using his mobile phone, unless all prisoners held in Guantanamo Bay are released. The SAS attack and mobile networks ar
01:27 Ultimate Force - The Killing of a One-Eyed Bookie
Jamie is kidnapped during a violent ambush in Northern Ireland while impersonating Bill Gracey, a politician whose life is in danger. Henno is furious, knowing his protégé faces torture and likely death. Breaking orders, he heads off into the Republic w
02:19 George and Mildred - No Business Like Show Business
The Fourmiles host a Christmas pantomime but are short an ugly sister , so Mildred is asked to stand in.
02:44 Harry Enfield and Chums - Episode 3
Martin Clunes joins Harry Enfield in the new Hollywood blockbuster Terminator 3. There s a television appeal for the Scousers after they carry out a bank job, Alf Git has an out-of-body experience, and Mr Cholmondley-Warner gives lessons in methods of sel
03:14 Gimme Gimme Gimme - Trauma
Linda s in hospital from falling off a bus and having a saucepan stuck to her head. While Tom stars in his first major TV show, things go awry when an old flame from school puts him in a sticky predicament.
03:43 My Family - Parisian Beauty
Preparations are afoot in the Harper household for the arrival of Sylvie, a French exchange student. Nick is keen to establish entente cordiale, but Janey is wary of the Parisian beauty. Meanwhile, Ben meets a prospective employee who does little to put h
04:12 Keeping Up Appearances - Please Mind Your Head
Hyacinth and Richard are settling into their new country apartment, but Richard is less than enthused with its diminutive size. It s already cramped enough as it is for two, but when Hyacinth invites friends over, it becomes unbearably tiny!
04:42 Wreck - Needle in a Gaystack
Jamie becomes a fugitive onboard, forcing his friends to hatch a daring plan, one that leads to Jamie discovering the truth about what is really happening onboard.
05:27 Big School - Episode 1
Miss Postern and Mr Church s relationship has taken a downward turn.
05:57 Ghosts - Home
Mike is feeling intense anxiety about the future. The couple look into selling some land, incensing Lady Button. Can Thomas finally become a published poet?
06:26 My Family - The Last Resort
Ben decides to take Susan back to one of their old romantic haunts for her birthday, but instead, romance comes back to haunt them. Meanwhile, at home, Michael is left alone by his siblings.
06:55 The Upper Hand - Summoned to the Head
Tom is growing up, but what is he growing up into?
07:20 As Time Goes By - The Anniversary Party
Stephen plans a surprise anniversary party for Penny but, mixes up the dates. While Jean and Lionel argue about being ""engaged"".