Hyacinth has put an advert in the local newspaper to teach people social etiquette, however an excited Hyacinth does not quite get what she expected.
Gordon is doing a survey on how much electricity is being used and writes out a lot of forms for the staff. Colin meanwhile does an experiment which involves using the lavatories. Then Gavin gets a big shock when his old girlfriend Jenny comes to the cent
Gary tries using his knowledge of the past to bet on certainties at the 1940s race track, but it all goes wrong. Meanwhile Ron s white fiver printing press is raided by the police.
In addition to her alcoholism, Marion s fling with Bob becomes the last straw for Geoffrey, who finally decides to leave her.But where can he go? Answer, move in with his father at Bayview but Geoffrey is so boring that before long Diana and Tom are p
Whilst Baines is ecstatic about his new car Tom and Diana plan a little holiday and start a vacation fund. Unfortunately, Geoffrey decides to invest the money in the new intensive care wing that Baines is having built for Bayview. When Tom finds out he
Red Troop targets a hard-right group of suicide bombers who are responsible for blowing up a nightclub and cafÃ. The Soldiers of Destiny want to repatriate non-Aryans and outlaw homosexuality, and give the government just 48 hours to meet their deman
With Jean opening up a new branch of her secretarial agency Sandy and Judy have different ideas who should be in charge of it.
Jean ropes everyone into helping at a party for the oldies ... bottoms are pinched, Alastair excels as a DJ, and Jean and Lionel hope to be treated as well in their old age. Madge and Rocky spice things up with booze.
It is Liz and Hyacinth s day to help Mrs Nugent at the charity shop, and on their way there, Hyacinth has to make a visit to Onslow and Daisy s to remove a woman (played by Gretchen Franklin) from Daddy s room, refusing to leave. Meanwhile Rose intends to
Susan decides to get another dog but when she is considered unsuitable to adopt by the dog adoption assessor, Susan loses her cool, and as a result, it is Ben who ends up in the doghouse.
Lucy is stressed. She has an important speech to make at a Recruitment Conference and nobody to help her write it. Lee sees an opportunity to impress her and offers his services but at the expense of Tim, who also thinks he s the best man for the job. Wha
After mixing their drinks at the policemen s ball, Louis and Briggs confront a new horror involving a flasher, a Marquess and the commissioner s wife.
Lionel and Jean s wedding day arrives. Lionel has to deal with a case of nerves while Jean has to deal with her sister-in-laws meddling.
Diana decides that she would like to enter politics and stands as an independent candidate for the Residents Party. Baines has been asked to stand for the Tories so Tom decides he will have some fun and join in the race too.Diana is forced to stand dow
Jean trys to help Lionel come up with a plan to get rid of Ms. Flack. While Ms. Flack decides to move away to her sister s.
Red Troop is called to a siege at a religious commune where Gulf War veteran Omega is holed up with his disciples after shooting dead two police officers. Henno is reluctant to attack with children in the house, but then Omega turns his guns on a follower
Diana rows with chief carer Jane for calling her a senior citizen and Tom does his best to ignore Marion and Geoffrey. Diana s niece Sarah has left her Porsche at the home so Diana drives Tom to Brighton in it. Harvey Baines reports it missing and the
A young couple, struggling to buy a first home, think their prayers are answered when a distant relative bequeaths them a vast country house. The catch? Its riddled with ghosts
Michael and Alfie s internet dating does not go quite according to plan, and Kenzo s piano playing may leave a lot to be desired, but will Ben s attempt to get his old band back together prove a bigger hit?
George starts doubting his invincibility, and starts disapperaing.
Having run over Mr Casey s dog some years ago, Ben now compounds the misdemeanour by running over Mr Casey himself. Casey plays the sympathy card for all it is worth - and it seems that it may be worth quite a lot.
Geraldine clashes with David in the Dibley district councilor elections over the issue of local bus service, and finds herself an opposing candidate.
It s April and yet it s still very cold so the residents do not appreciate it when Baines turns off the central heating and suggest the residents go jogging to keep warm.Tom and Diana decide to get jobs to get out of the icy-cold home. Tom gets a job wo
Can the Ghosts get back into Alisons good books after she gives them the biggest telling off of their lives/deaths? Alison and Mike learn that relaxation is harder than it looks.
Del Boy arranges for Rodney and Grandad to redecorate Denzil and Corinne s flat. What is Corrinne going to say when she finds out that her canary is brown bread ?
Whilst Mr. Kwok demonstrates karate to the Bayview males, who vie with each other to impress Jane, Tom is introduced to Jane s psychic, Marjorie Evans, and asks to be put in touch with his dead wife. A seance is duly organized, but Marion has bribed the
It s Mr and Mrs Dawkins 40th wedding anniversary. They re planning a party and don t want George to come.! George wants to be more thoughtful and smarter, so he flies to Ultron and asks for a cure for stupidity. They give him a pork flavoured snack. Now G
Del s swooping in on the deal of a lifetime - it could keep them in Pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue. Trouble is, he hasn t reckoned on a touch of gang warfare.
When Del Boy s hooky louvry door deal, financed with Denzil s redundancy money, falls through, the boys attempt to repay him by catching a rare butterfly.
When the police want to use Tracey and Sharon s home for a surveillance operation, the girls suspect a new neighbour, but the solution proves closer to home.
Robin has a revelation that unnerves the ghosts and prompts them to consider their legacies. Alison and Mike decide to have a spontaneous wild night out.
Hyacinth is dreading an invite to Onslow s birthday party, but changes her mind when finding out she and Richard will be picked up by Rose s wealthy Greek boyfriend. Thus Hyacinth holds a gathering at her house to impress the neighbours as she departs in
George decides to throw a surprise 30th-birthday party for Janet.
Christmas coincides with Geraldine s tenth year as vicar and David suggests that she should apply to be a bishop. A coincidental visit by Rachel Hunter leads Alice to believe that Geraldine is gay, but plans go ahead for her to meet the Archbishop of Cant
Gary discovers that living in 1941 isn t quite what he expected, but having committed suicide in 1994, he can hardly return home. Or can he?
Gary tries to persuade Ron to give up his time travelling ambitions, and Yvonne begins some consultancy work for Chelsea FC, which Gary is pleased to hear, especially when she acquires some match tickets.
A BBC TV program decides to film a segment in Dibley, leading to all sorts of romantic misunderstandings, well, auditions for the church choir.
Both Yvonne and Phoebe are pregnant and feeling unwell. Yet Yvonne and Gary agree to babysit Gary s nephew, Arthur, who goes missing during his visit and is suspected of having time travelled to 1942. So Gary might not be the only one that can access the
Love is in the air for Tracey s son, Garth, but the course of true love runs anything but smoothlyâparticularly when Dorien takes a hand.
Yvonne has a miscarriage and Reg s mistress leaves her husband, who mistakes Gary for Reg.
Rodney and Cassandra s marriage is in trouble - Cassy is ambitious and wants to better herself with her banking colleagues, while Rodney is set in his ways and expects her to be an old-fashioned housewife.
Jean and Lionel take a parental interest in Harry, Sandy s policeman boyfriend. Yet, the affairs of the younger generation seem to diminish in importance when Jean receives a phone message from an old flame.
Jean undertakes some strategic snooping to discover what the new neighbors are like. How is it they show up at the pub with black eyes after fighting with one another?
A double of George named Hilary arrives to take George s place while he s away at an advanced super heroic refresher course. Hilary is still in training and is replacing George for 72 hours as part of his field training. Hilary goes into the clinic and
Shocking news rocks Button House and a booking mix-up sees Mike and Alison forced to host a last-minute childrens party that they are utterly unprepared for.
After being mugged whilst photographing badgers, and having his house sprayed with the phrase The Man Who Lives Here Is A Turd , Victor decides to hold a crime prevention meeting.
Alistair surprises everyone by announcing his engagement to someone he just met named Mercury. Judy s new boyfriend Paul lies to her and she breaks up with him. Jean wishes Alistair and Judy would get back together.
A mysterious visitor arrives at Button House with a revelation that leaves Alison reeling. Mike has an epiphany on his first day at a new job, which causes Julian to remember his first day as a ghost.
When a German damsel turns up in the Nag s Head, she s definitely in distress - and nine months pregnant at that. Rodney s all beer and sympathy, but Del s got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene s dreams of a child and a golden oppor
Briggs and Louis have found their true vocation - the river police. With peace, quiet and the total absence of any type of crime, it seems like paradise. Then the boat runs into an unexploded WWII river mine...
Hyacinths attempts to keep Richard occupied in his years of retirement continue. Now she has found him an executive job in frozen foods, and to impress the manager of the company she has contrived a plot involving Onslow and golf.
Del introduces the Dresden-collecting aristocracy to some North Korean porcelain and his chandelier-cleaning service.
When Ben and Susan discover that Michael is seeing a therapist, Susan is worried and goes straight for the therapist herself. Meanwhile, Ben thinks a father-son chat will sort out the problem.
Susan asks Ben to help an old girlfriend of hers, Mona, through a divorce, but nearly causes her own when Mona tells Ben some surprising tales about Susan. Elsewhere, Roger is feeling down until Janey intervenes.
George has had very little time to rest.(too many rescues.) Janet urges him to rest. Olly is sick and George keeps flying home to check on him before flying away again. As George tires, he flies slower and a reporter tracks him to the flat where he takes
Lee s big mouth has got him and Lucy invited to a christening party thrown by new neighbours Toby and Anna, and now they have no time to find the perfect present for the baby who has everything.
Mike and Alison reach boiling point over the BandB. Julian aims to prove he is more selfless than people think. A new addition triggers frightening flashbacks for Robin.
Hyacinth volunteers to look after the old people in an outing to the funfair, however a certain old man proves to be quite a handful. As the day progresses, Hyacinth ends up in a mirror house, on some dodgems and on a ghost train.
George and Janet have a new addition to the family: Cassie. She can see into the future. However, shortly after birth, she has horrible premonitions that everyone on the Northern hemisphere is going to die! Meanwhile, Piers enters for ""I m A Celebrity: G
It s Gordon s day off and Colin puts on a suit, but it looks like he is the manager of the centre. This is because Colin s daughter Stephanie is coming to Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre so she can see her father. He wants everyone to think that he is the
Yvonne has her heart set on moving house, while Gary feels more inclined to move between eras. Meanwhile, in 1941, a tall dark stranger seems to have entered Phoebe s life.
Richard panics when leaving Hyacinth to browse country property without him, fearing she will purchase something they cannot afford, as he collects "Daddy" from a police station. Finally Hyacinth decides on a country property.
After the Harpers marriage is threatened by Susan s discovery that the love poem Ben wrote to woo her was not an original, he goes to great lengths to make it up to her.
Del s busy selling Trig s gran s genuine antique urns. Trouble is, one of them is Trig s Grandad s last resting place!
After reading a book entitled Modern Men , Del elects to have a vasectomy but backs out when he finds that the doctor concerned is still angry about the faulty paint he sold him. With Cassandra pregnant Rodney is seeking a better...
Red Troop is called to a pharmaceutical laboratory after three Chechens break in to an area where scientists are working on a vaccine for a deadly form of anthrax. The gang threaten to release the anthrax, killing thousands, unless they are given money. C
With his diploma in Computer Science, new job in Cassandra s father s firm and impending marriage, Rodney s certainly on the up. Del s even promised to take care of his share of the flat deposit. Only problem is, Del s gone and got himself into a bit of b
Alisons attempt to win over their posh new neighbours with a swanky dinner party are thrown into chaos by Marys woeful catering and Robins desire to celebrate the lunar eclipse.
Lee wins a 1000 after winning an essay writing competition. A journalist shows up to interview Lee but expects him to be disabled after reading his story.
Thomas goes down memory lane with Alison, however, the truth is muddied when the other ghosts tell their version of events. Mike struggles with his own memories of Alisons past.
When the case against Darryl s associate Trevor Mimms is thrown out of court due to unreliable evidence from Inspector Tatum - who arrested Darryl and Chris - the sisters wonder if their lads might have been fitted up by Tatum and start a campaign to free
Tracey disapproves of Garth s decision to enrol at catering college.
Michael announces that his girlfriend is pregnant, and she ends up moving in with them after her deeply religious parents throw her out, but it turns out that they were not as religious as everyone thought.
Tom Ballard is put in Bayview retirement home by drunken daughter Marion and her weak husband Geoffrey. Many of the residents are very passive but not retired journalist Diana Trent, whose mission in life is to annoy the idiot Baines - Harvey Baines,
Lee spends time in the bar with Toby worrying that the woman of his dreams is drifting further away.
Flying off on a summer holiday, Lucy and Daisy endure the worst flight of their lives when Lee gets a bad case of the jitters on the plane.
Ron is in trouble with the police, while Phoebe tells Gary that they are finally free to marry.
Ben s uncle Norris dies, leaving him less than he expected, and instead Susan benefits. Later, the wake is held at the Harpers, but will it go smoothly?
The Superintendent selects the duo for a particularly sensitive assignment. His granddaughter has become involved in an anti-road protest and he needs Louis and Briggs to rescue her.
Strapped for cash as ever, Del is clearing Grandad s allotment, which has become a health hazard and where he finds some bottles of yellow liquid, which he dumps. He also finds a tap, hidden by rocks, but claims that there is an a...
Preparations are afoot in the Harper household for the arrival of Sylvie, a French exchange student. Nick is keen to establish entente cordiale, but Janey is wary of the Parisian beauty. Meanwhile, Ben meets a prospective employee who does little to put h
When Victor and Margaret visit their solicitors in order to make a will they discover precisely why a waiting room is so-called.
Raquel has an audition for a play, and Del has volunteered to help her rehearse. Rodney and Cassandra meet for supper, each thinking that the other made the first move. Things seem to be going well before Rodney gets tangled up with Trudy. Del tells Alber
It s a baptism by fire when new recruits Jamie Dow and Alex Leonard join the SAS s elite fighting force team. Hot on the heels of an explosive hostage-rescue exercise in the regiment s Killing House, Red Troop led by charismatic Sergeant Henno Garvie is c
Sharon is looking for a man, but the one she likes is attracted to Tracey.
The Meldrews are given the responsability of looking after their god-daughter s tortoise.
Due to bad investment and the Central American stock market crash the Trotters lose all their money. Whilst Rodney and Cassandra spice up their love life by dressing up, Del decides to restore the family wealth by going on the qui...
Mike and Alison receive an incredible offer far beyond their expectations. They must make a decision, the result of which will change their lives forever.
Janey starts an affair with a dentist whose charm rapidly captivates the rest of the females in the Harper household, while Michael s latest scam eventually puts everyone at risk.
It s the deal of a lifetime! Faced with the opportunity to buy 250 18 carat gold chains from retired jeweller Arnie, Del can t resist. Hastily a multi-million dollar business consortium is formed - well, Mike from the Nag s Head, Trig, Boycie, Uncle Alber
Ben s poker addiction is costing him a fortune, while Susan s addiction to seeing a clairvoyant turns out to be far worse when a horrible prediction is revealed to her.
Gangster Tony Mazola has been murdered. Superintendent Cottam thinks that gang warfare may be about to start. He sends Briggs and Louis on an undercover assignment to the Paradise Club in the East End of London.
What can Albert and Del do about Rodney leaving Cassandra and moving back in? Alan suggests that Rodney pick her up when she arrives back from her week in Spain. However, chaos at Gatwick means that the evening Rodney planned doesn t happen. Could there b
Daisy and Onslows granddaughter Kylie is getting christened, but Hyacinth is unimpressed because there has not been a wedding first. The day does not get any better for Hyacinth when she and Richard are forced to come to the rescue of the baby s mother
When Briggs and Louis investigate an attack on a top figure skater, the pair wind up on ice but fail to gain marks for artistic interpretation.
Resident Betty claims that her sewing basket has gone missing and Tom and Diana decide to investigate. Not fully believing Betty s story they follow her and Tom intervenes when they see her apparently shop-lifting. Tom is arrested and conducts his own cou
Dorien is depressed because she has reached the menopause but hormone replacement treatment soon puts the smile back on her face. Tracey is annoyed because she feels Darryl fails to give Garth sufficient praise but all is sorted out on a visit. But can Sh
With a wife on both sides of the time warp, Gary is rapidly running out of money and Ron has lost the will to print.
Suspended after an unfortunate incident involving a suspected bomb in a briefcase, Briggs and Louis decide to gain favour by nicking some serious East End villains.
Mary tells Julian how she finally found her voice, while Thomas decides he must finally kick his Alison addiction. Old friends of Mike share the surprising secret to their success.
Del sets Rodney up with a date, but when she gets to the do at the Nag s Head she makes Rodney wish he hadn t.
Janet does not realize that the Irish hypochondriac who s come to see her at the health centre is actually the famed superhero Thermoman, who saved her life while she was vacationing in Arizona.
Termoman - space virus - George - passing it onto those closest to him. Now he has to fix it.
It is the "bring and buy" sale at the Church hall and the Church goers are in for a shock because Hyacinth has volunteered Richard to fix the Church hall electrics, despite his lack of electrical capabilities. Meanwhile Onslow, Daisy, and Rose turn up wit
After a burglary Victor decides not to replace his television set in order to give him and Margaret more opportunity to get out of the house. However, a trip to the pub results in a disconcerting experience with an old friend.
Susan gets hysterical blindness after seeing Michael in bed with a girl. Meanwhile, Ben is on dreaded jury duty and is hassled by an annoying busybody fellow juror, and Nick becomes a wrapping artist.
Lee and Tim ask a lesbian couple who have moved into the building over for dinner. They are shocked when Lucy discovers a side of herself that she never knew existed.
The Piglet Files - Sex, Spies and Videotape
Lionel fears he s losing his strength. So when a stalker starts following Sandy home he decides to show he can take care of the situation. Turns out it s just a love-sick teenager following her.
Susan is looking forward to the birth of her first grandchild, but not to being a grandmother. Meanwhile, Nick wants to move back in and a new arrival at Ben s surgery has quite an impact.
Del s tampered with the sunbed controls and Rodney s seeing red - literally! His face is done to a turn. He ll hardly wow Trigger s niece, Lisa, with his handsome good looks now, which leaves the way pretty clear for Del himself. But revenge should certai
The porter of Gary s Mayfair flats informs him that a former resident died in a road accident 55 years ago. Gary aims to travel back in time to reverse the chain of events.
Alfred, Victor s accident prone brother, is making his first visit from New Zealand for 25 years. Victor is not looking forward to his stay, preferring to act as a neighbourhood vigilante.
Del s got a job painting a Chinese restaurant - but is he wise to get some help from Rodney Leonardo Trotter?
Tom really thinks that he won t have to wait for God much longer when he says he is dying and is rushed to hospital. He is discovered to have had a heart attack but he becomes very depressed and talks about suicide,writing die on Thursday in his diary.
Jean and Lionel visit the country house and find Mrs. Bale in an odd mood. After Jean suggests Lionel talk to Mrs. Bale to find out what is wrong he becomes ill. When the doctor shows to treat Lionel it is revealed that it s the doctor that Mrs. Bale has
Monday 10th January 2000: Anita s replacement, the terminally flatulent Christine, proves a hit with Dolly but falls foul of the other ladies.
D.I. Slater is on the track of a stolen microwave oven and Del Boy is in the frame.
Rodney s in love with Debbie from the newsagents. Could this mean the end of his dirty magazine fetish? Trouble is she s only 19, and 19 1/2 years ago Del was pretty friendly with her mum...
Hyacinth is determined to create the perfect impression when inviting the new Vicar for tea and light refreshments. However her hopes come crashing down on her when Onslow and Daisy turn up with the news Daddy has been kidnapped by a gypsy. The day
Alison and Mike are trying to find a semi-harmonious routine with the ghostly housemates of Button House. The ghosts have found a way to make their new situation work for them, while the couple are working towards a new money-making venture.
The detonation of an unexploded bomb in Duckett s Passage catapults Gary into the present, with Phoebe in tow. Consequently Phoebe and Yvonne meet for the first time.
Things are getting rather strange at Whitbury Newtown Leisure Centre. Carole seems to be croaking a lot while talking, Linda does nothing but bark about a lot and keeps talking in dog language and Colin keeps telling everyone that he loves everyone and ke
Although Louis and Briggs have been assigned to a security operation at Wembley Stadium, they have their minds on winning the police table football tournament.
Mrs Warboys is staying with the Meldrews following the flooding of her house and is starting to irritate Margaret. However, Victor is a lot calmer than usual thanks to the reflexology treatment that he has started receiving.
Victor thinks that the woman in the greengrocers fancies him. Meanwhile, Mrs Warboys has won a wax model of herself and the Meldrews are having problems with their door locks.
When Sharon And Tracy find out that their real father could be actor George Hamilton, Dor takes them on a trip to Hollywood to try and find out for sure. But chaos ensues when they sneak onto the backlot of George s new movie.
Lionel starts building model boats as a way to pass the time. Jean worries about Lionel. Alistair trys to get Lionel to work on another book.
Friday 31st December 1999: Philippa is getting in a flap over the factory s millennium dinner and transporting all the staff and equipment to the venue on time. But the discovery of something on the fire escape diverts everyone s attention.
Gary and Phoebe s wedding is drawing near, but will Gary s stamina hold out for two stag nights, 54 years apart?
Gary encounters his 1940s now-adult son Michael, who is shabbily dressed and trying to flog him items. Gary returns to the past to try and improve Michael s future prospects.
An old friend of Thermoman s takes over Piers body and tries to put Thermoman out of the superhero business.
After being stuck in the shed for over three hours, then forced to spend an entire day with his eyes closed after a visit to the optometrist, Victor cannot bear the trials of babysitting.
George is puzzled by the British love of pets - until his mother-in-law s dog explains it all. However, talking to animals is not normal behaviour, and the conversation lands George in hot water
Sharon needs eight grand up front when the landlords of her café want to increase the rent in line with her new lease. Tracey refuses to put her house up as collateral and Dorien, who has a few grand to dispose of for tax purposes, gives it to charity af
Margaret regrets hiring an attractive cleaner to help around the house. Meanwhile, Mrs Warboys has a couple of nasty frights.
Arnie put the hard word on George, being Thermoman and the consequences of his actions. George therefore retires as Thermoman.
It is the tenth anniversary of Fowler and Dawkins relationship, but Fowler manages to forget, being instead more concerned with the Queen s Official Birthday.
It s Rag Week in Gasforth, and Fowler and his men are frequently disturbed by teenagers in scary masks that is until a bank robbery by three men in rag masks occurs while Dawkins is there, leaving it uncertain whether or not the robbery is genuine.
Jean s brother Steven and his wife are expected for another visit. As they are considered a rather dull couple by the Hardcastles, it is most surprising that they arrive via separate modes of transportation to announce that they are having a tiff.
As Red Troop bury Sam Leonard, a gunman shoots at a prominent European banker using an awesomely powerful sniper s rifle. He misses and the SAS are scrambled to find the gun and the British anti-globalist group suspected of carrying out the shooting. Jami
After a spate of burglaries, the sisters find themselves on the agenda of a Neighbourhood Watch meeting at Dorien s house. But is there a connection between the crimes and the anonymous letters and calls Tracey has been receiving?
The detectives track down missing Superintendent Cottam in the Canadian Rocky Mountains.
When the local newspaper accidentally lists Ben in the obituaries, he takes it as an opportunity to do absolutely nothing. Meanwhile, Susan wants to convert Nick s old room to a nursery, but Nick isn t having any of it.
Baines meets a girl-friend, Lucy Maitland, at the hunt ball. His mother is coming to visit before going to stay with his sister so Jane poses as Lucy Maitland to put Mother off Harvey s new fiancee whilst Tom and Diana ham it up mercilessly pretending t
Goody buys Fowler a puncture repair kit and Habib some lingerie, but accidentally gives them the wrong presents, and matters are made more complicated when Dawkins believes the lingerie is a gift for her from Fowler.
The Piglet Files - The Ice-Man Cometh
Jean and Lionel spend a weekend in the country at Rocky s house. Upon arriving, they are visited by ""the country set.""
As the strain of living a double life takes its toll on Gary, Rolf Harris appears in a dream and berates him for having claimed the authorship of Two Little Boys.
With the café doing great business, Sharon s in the money, but Tracey is unhappy at being a kept woman.
It s Rocky and Madge s wedding day but, things don t go quite as planned.