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03:45 Only Fools and Horses - Danger UXD
Just faking a signature on a delivery note means that Del can take possession of 50 dolls for absolutely nothing. The only problem is that Lusty Linda and Erotic Estelle are not exactly what he had in mind and would seem more appropriate to Dirty Barr
04:35 The Green Green Grass - Fifteen Minutes
Boycie can t believe that his staff are auditioning for a reality TV show, but the lure of fame proves too much to resist. Marlene has some plans of her own for when he s away.
05:04 The Piglet Files - The Ice-Man Cometh
The Piglet Files - The Ice-Man Cometh
05:30 Little Britain - Episode 6
Dafydd has to decide whether to remain the only gay in the village, or leave to join the other gays in London. Florence has to decide whether or not to hang up her crinolines. And Carol s computer has to decide whether or not to say no to a customer hopin
06:00 Keeping Up Appearances - Early Retirement
Richard has had to take early retirement. Sadly for him, Hyacinth has many plans for his future.
06:30 Not Going Out - Lucy
Lee spends time in the bar with Toby worrying that the woman of his dreams is drifting further away.
07:00 Little Britain - Episode 3
A trip to the Hill Grange Health Spa sees Roman getting a little more than he bargained for during a facial, when Bubbles takes his beauty treatment into her own rather ample hands. Down on the Mike McShane estate, it appears that Ting Tong has yet more s
07:29 Big School - Episode 1
Miss Postern and Mr Church s relationship has taken a downward turn.
07:59 My Family - The Great Escape
Normally, nobody in the Harper family would willingly set foot in Nick s flat, but when Susan s mother comes to stay, it suddenly seems more attractive.
08:29 The Piglet Files - Now You See It
The French have developed a top secret device for use on their military aircraft. During a test flight, the plane crashes. Everybody wants to get their hands on the device when the debris is recovered.
08:55 The Upper Hand - Fatal Attraction
The Upper Hand - Fatal Attraction
09:21 The Green Green Grass - Pillow Talk
Tyler may have received a wake-up call from the Driscoll Brothers. However, his first day at school provides him with a sudden interest in the works of Thomas Hardy. Marlene has trouble sleeping until Jed provides an unusual remedy.
09:50 Goodnight Sweetheart - Easy Living
Yvonne leaves her job and Gary struggles to revisit 1942, where Phoebe is wedding planning.
10:20 So Haunt Me - Mid-Death Crisis
Pete s making a TV advert and the advert producers want to film it in the Rokeby s front room. Yetta, dubbing herself Yetta Garbo, is thrilled at the chance of stardom. Pete of course doesn t want her anywhere near the cameras but her influence is unstopp
10:51 Not Going Out - Pointless
In an attempt to impress Lucy with his intellectual prowess, Lee joins Daisy as a contestant on the TV quiz show Pointless.
11:21 The Green Green Grass - The Country Wife
When Marlene threatens to cook, Boycie is dispatched to pick blackberries for a pie and meets his friendly new neighbour.
11:51 Fresh Meat - Episode 2
Vod comes up with a plan to get rid of her holiday romance. Howard likes a girl but JP thinks she s out of his league, so he tries to poach her in order to restore the natural order of things.
12:29 Friends - The One with All the Resolutions
With the New Year, the friends make New Year s resolutions. Ross resolves to try a new thing every day. Chandler resolves to not make fun of his friends for a week. Joey resolves to learn how to play the guitar, with Phoebe as his teacher. Rachel resolves
12:52 Little Britain - Episode 5
Vicky Pollard tries to con her way into a Blazin Squad gig. Daffyd is disgusted when barmaid Myfanwy marries her girlfriend Rhiannon. Lou and Andy go bowling, while Emily and Florence have a go at tennis. Kenny Craig has got himself a girlfriend; Harvey
13:20 Goodnight Sweetheart - Careless Talk
With a wife on both sides of the time warp, Gary is rapidly running out of money and Ron has lost the will to print.
13:50 Not Going Out - Anna
Lucy aspires to be friends with her posh new neighbours Toby and Anna, but she hasn t reckoned on Lee dragging her back down to earth.
14:20 The Detectives - Flash
After mixing their drinks at the policemen s ball, Louis and Briggs confront a new horror involving a flasher, a Marquess and the commissioner s wife.
14:49 Ann Droid - Episode 6
With Michael unemployed and living back at home, he decides its time to send Linda back. But can Sue really live without her?
15:20 The Piglet Files - The Wrong Combination
After Dexter bungles a safe-cracking operation, MI5 and MI6 make a wager. MI5 must break into MI6 s offices, open a safe on a specified floor in a specified room, and bring the contents to MI6. Drummond realizes they must hire a professional for this job
15:45 The Thin Blue Line - Honey Trap
After Fowler drunkenly admits to having kissed Habib during a pub quiz match, Dawkins begins to suspect the two of having an affair behind her back when Grim enlists Fowler and Habib s help in catching a criminal via entrapment.
16:15 My Family - My Will Be Done
Due to the death of Susan s friend, mortality is suddenly on everyone s mind, which results in Ben writing his will, Nick working at an undertakers, and Susan using the Internet to predict Ben s death.
16:44 The Upper Hand - Take Your Pick
The Upper Hand - Take Your Pick
17:10 My Hero - The Foresight Saga
George and Janet have a new addition to the family: Cassie. She can see into the future. However, shortly after birth, she has horrible premonitions that everyone on the Northern hemisphere is going to die! Meanwhile, Piers enters for ""I m A Celebrity: G
17:39 The Detectives - The Wembley Stadium Mystery
Although Louis and Briggs have been assigned to a security operation at Wembley Stadium, they have their minds on winning the police table football tournament.
18:09 The Upper Hand - Wheels
The Upper Hand - Wheels
18:34 As Time Goes By - Improvements?
Lionel gets some suggestions for improvements to his script for the miniseries. Jean and Lionel argue over her retirement that has yet to happen. Later they go out to the country house to see some of the filming for the miniseries.
19:04 Ultimate Force - The Killing House
It s a baptism by fire when new recruits Jamie Dow and Alex Leonard join the SAS s elite fighting force team. Hot on the heels of an explosive hostage-rescue exercise in the regiment s Killing House, Red Troop led by charismatic Sergeant Henno Garvie is c
20:21 The Piglet Files - A Question of Intelligence
Peter Chapman, an electronics professor at the Polytechnic, is followed by two MI5 agents (we find out later it s Dexter and Lewis). The agents at MI5 have had trouble figuring out how to use the technical equipment they re given for surveillance, and two
20:47 So Haunt Me - Yetta's Birthday
Pete and Sally s freind Jim from New York visits. Yetta s behaving herself as instructed, but then she doesn t need to do much as Sally has strangely started behaving just like her, insisting everyone eat, interogating Jim and saying Oy Vay a lot. Is it
21:17 Ultimate Force - Breakout
Red Troop is called to a pharmaceutical laboratory after three Chechens break in to an area where scientists are working on a vaccine for a deadly form of anthrax. The gang threaten to release the anthrax, killing thousands, unless they are given money. C
22:07 My Hero - Puttin' on the Writs
George and Janet are loading their groceries into their car when they hear Mrs Raven yelling at the triplets as she s loading her groceries. The trolley man loses control of his trolleys on the ramp of the car park and they head straight for Mrs Raven.! As s
22:37 The Thin Blue Line - Rag Week
It s Rag Week in Gasforth, and Fowler and his men are frequently disturbed by teenagers in scary masks “ that is until a bank robbery by three men in rag masks occurs while Dawkins is there, leaving it uncertain whether or not the robbery is genuine.
23:07 The Vicar of Dibley - The Window and the Weather
One of the church s stained glass windows is broken during a storm (not The Great Storm, mind you), which sends the Reverend on a fund-raising mission among the well to do, especially David s friends.
23:37 Friends - The One with Ross's Sandwich
Joey starts to get uncomfortable with protecting Monica and Chandler s secret, especially when it places him in embarrassing situations with the rest of the group. Meanwhile, Ross becomes enraged at work when someone swipes his turkey sandwich. Phoebe and
00:00 Kiss Me Kate - Christmas
Synopsis coming soon.
00:30 Little Britain - Episode 2
Andy tries his luck at a TV phone-in competition. Mrs. Emery visits the post office. Vicky starts her new job working on an adult chat line. Dudley catches Ting-Tong doing something unlady-like in the toilet. After another fight with bubbles, Diseree los
00:59 Friends - The One with Ross's Teeth
Ross goes too far while trying to impress a date by over-whitening his teeth. Rachel uses gossip to get her boss to like her after Phoebe supposedly makes out with Ralph Lauren. Meanwhile, Chandler convinces Joey that the changes Janine has introduced to
01:22 Harry Enfield and Chums - Episode 1
Tim takes over an antiques shop, the lovely wobbly randy old ladies go to the launderette, Kevin turns 13, a man with a high voice gets confused by everyday occurrences, Ben Elton becomes a feminist version of Benny Hill, and Waynetta kicks Wayne out.
01:52 Not Going Out - Dads
Lee s lazy weekend is wrecked when his scrounging father turns up unexpectedly. Having just come out of hospital he needs somewhere to stay for the weekend. Will Lee take on the demanding role of carer?
02:21 Friends - The One with Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.
Joey gets an audition for the lead character in a new TV show. When the audition is rescheduled, Chandler takes the message but forgets to tell Joey. When Joey misses the audition, he gets upset and the group reminisces about their mishaps in the past.
02:44 Goodnight Sweetheart - Someone to Watch Over Me
Phoebe is very ill back in the 1940s, so Gary thinks that he may have a solution - but can he really take medicine back in time?
03:14 Only Fools and Horses - He Ain't Heavy, He's My Uncle
After a night at the Nag s Head, Uncle Albert comes home beaten up and tells tales of two, three or was it four muggers. But something isn t right and he runs away from home. Finally Del Boy and Rodney realise where to find him.
04:04 The Upper Hand - Sex, Lies and Exercise Tape
The Upper Hand - Sex, Lies and Exercise Tape
04:29 Goodnight Sweetheart - Love the One You're With
The porter of Gary s Mayfair flats informs him that a former resident died in a road accident 55 years ago. Gary aims to travel back in time to reverse the chain of events.
04:59 Harry Enfield and Chums - Episode 4
Waynetta tries in vain to arouse Wayne, Stan and Pam are flashing their cash in Spain, Lee and Lance are working in a butchers, Kevin won t go to bed, Tim gets engaged to a royal, and Alf Git meets an old flame at a funeral with explosive results.
05:29 My Family - Life Begins at Fifty
Susan is accused of shoplifting, and as if the forgetfulness, mood swings, and night sweats weren t enough of a problem, she also has to put up with Ben defending her in court.
05:59 My Family - Can't Get No Satisfaction
Michael and Alfie s internet dating does not go quite according to plan, and Kenzo s piano playing may leave a lot to be desired, but will Ben s attempt to get his old band back together prove a bigger hit?
06:29 Keeping Up Appearances - How to Go on Holiday without Really Trying
Hyacinth takes a trip to the travel agents for some "quality" holiday brochures. Afterwards, Onslow decides to take Richard in hand and show him how to enjoy life.
06:59 The Green Green Grass - Animal Instincts
Tyler wants to borrow money to buy new equipment for his band, Puddle of Agony. But Boycie, who was brought up in the school of hard knocks, refuses to cough up. Meanwhile the local vicinity is gripped by fear of Animal Freedom protestors.
07:29 The Detectives - The Beast Of Hackney Marshes
A night patrolling the marshes, on the lookout for an escaped bear, is really not what our heroes had in mind - particularly when their umbrella act for the Super s variety show is really coming together.
07:59 The Piglet Files - Red Spy at Night
Is Major Maxwell actually a spy for the KGB? Drummond is determined to find out - after all, if he is, Drummond gets his office, his position and a substantial pay rise...
08:25 Not Going Out - Boat
Lee spends a long weekend on his a boat with Lucy, even though she is terrified of water.
08:55 Only Fools and Horses - Rodney Come Home
Rodney and Cassandra s marriage is in trouble - Cassy is ambitious and wants to better herself with her banking colleagues, while Rodney is set in his ways and expects her to be an old-fashioned housewife.
10:11 Ghosts - Gone Gone
Shocking news rocks Button House and a booking mix-up sees Mike and Alison forced to host a last-minute childrens party that they are utterly unprepared for.
10:40 The Piglet Files - A Private Member's Bill
The Piglet Files - A Private Member s Bill
11:06 The Upper Hand - The Girl Next Door
The Upper Hand - The Girl Next Door
11:32 The Thin Blue Line - Yuletide Spirit
Goody buys Fowler a puncture repair kit and Habib some lingerie, but accidentally gives them the wrong presents, and matters are made more complicated when Dawkins believes the lingerie is a gift for her from Fowler.
12:02 Goodnight Sweetheart - Mairzy Doats
Gary tries to persuade Ron to give up his time travelling ambitions, and Yvonne begins some consultancy work for Chelsea FC, which Gary is pleased to hear, especially when she acquires some match tickets.
12:32 The Thin Blue Line - The Queen's Birthday Present
It is the tenth anniversary of Fowler and Dawkins relationship, but Fowler manages to forget, being instead more concerned with the Queen s Official Birthday.
13:01 Ultimate Force - Just a Target
As Red Troop bury Sam Leonard, a gunman shoots at a prominent European banker using an awesomely powerful sniper s rifle. He misses and the SAS are scrambled to find the gun and the British anti-globalist group suspected of carrying out the shooting. Jami
13:52 dinnerladies - Trouble
Monday 21st June 1999: A bad atmosphere hangs over the canteen as Jean is in a foul mood following her husband Keith s decision to leave her for a Welsh dental hygienist.
14:21 Harry Enfield and Chums - Episode 1
A man can t help putting his foot in it with his gay son, Kevin gets caught in a web of lies, and we meet the talking corpse in the coffin Mister Dead.
14:51 My Hero - Mission Impossible
Thermoman faces his biggest challenge yet. After Janet washes his superhero outfit in biological detergent which make him itch, an book from his home planet says that he mustn t have sex more than once a month. But worst of all, Piers knows George s secre
15:20 Ann Droid - Episode 1
Sues husband Dave has died, and her son is moving out to fix his marriage, so he decides to buy his mum a surprise “ a care provider with a difference to help her live independently.
15:50 Friends - The One with the Kips
Monica and Chandler plan an Atlantic City getaway in order to have an intimate weekend away from their friends. Meanwhile, Ross prepares himself to tell Rachel that he can t see her anymore.
16:14 My Family - Cards on the Table
Ben s poker addiction is costing him a fortune, while Susan s addiction to seeing a clairvoyant turns out to be far worse when a horrible prediction is revealed to her.
16:44 Kiss Me Kate - KissMeKateS03E08
Kiss Me Kate - KissMeKateS03E08
17:14 So Haunt Me - A Mother and Her Mate
Pete is shocked to discover that his recently widowed mother has accepted a proposal of marriage from a man that, during his childhood, he was taught to dislike and he makes his disgust clear in no uncertain terms. Meanwhile Yetta is also making her opin
17:43 My Family - Return of the Prodigal Prat
When the local newspaper accidentally lists Ben in the obituaries, he takes it as an opportunity to do absolutely nothing. Meanwhile, Susan wants to convert Nick s old room to a nursery, but Nick isn t having any of it.
18:13 As Time Goes By - Avoiding the Country Set
Jean and Lionel visit the country house again but, this time try to avoid the townspeople that caused them so much trouble the last time they visited.
18:43 Goodnight Sweetheart - Fools Rush In
Gary, after refusing to buy a new suit for a job interview in 1993, buys one to take Phoebe to a dance in 1940.
19:13 Keeping Up Appearances - Iron Age Remains
Hyacinth drags Richard off into the countryside in search of the remains of an Iron Age settlement.
19:43 Friends - The One with Phoebe's Uterus
Phoebe considers her options when her brother visits with his new wife and asks her to carry their child. Joey works as a tour guide at Ross s museum and tries to tear down the walls between tour guides and scientists. And Chandler seeks advice from Monic
20:06 Only Fools and Horses - To Hull and Back
Boycie and Abdul pitch a diamond scam to Del Boy, who immediately turns them down. That is until they offer him a £15,000 cut of the estimated £150,000 sale of the stone on the UK market. Del finds himself designated as the courie...
21:39 The Piglet Files - The Wright Stuff
MI5 gets wind of a novel about to be published called ""The Coldest of Wars"" that s going to ""blow the lid off MI5"". When Peter reveals that his wife Sarah, who works for a publisher, has just been reading a manuscript by the same name, he and Dexter a
22:05 Kiss Me Kate - The Party
Synopsis coming soon.
22:34 My Hero - Big Brother
George s family discover the joys of reality TV.
23:03 Only Fools and Horses - The Longest Night
A burglar makes a daring raid on the local supermarket just as Del and family are out buying their weekly French stick. What s worse, Del sold him a duff watch down the local market...
23:32 Ultimate Force - Natural Selection
Ten hopeful recruits to the SAS face their final and toughest challenge yet - a three-day combat survival course in the Welsh mountains, where they must evade capture by 40 Paras while navigating rough terrain and swollen rivers. Mick Sharp hopes to join
00:23 Goodnight Sweetheart - There's Something About a Soldier
Yvonne wants Gary to get a sensible job with her new company. Plus, Gary s wartime life seems threatened by a returning hero. Is it time for Gary to make a break from the past?
00:53 The Green Green Grass - A Rocky Start
Winterdown Farm, the Boyce s new home, is complete with its manager, herdsman, ploughman, housekeeper and 800 acres of nothing but grass and a bull.
01:22 Goodnight Sweetheart - As You Wave Me Goodbye
Gary discovers that living in 1941 isn t quite what he expected, but having committed suicide in 1994, he can hardly return home. Or can he?
01:52 Friends - The One in Vegas
Chandler decides the only way to mend his friendship with Joey is to fly out to Vegas and visit him. Phoebe is determined not to be left out on another adventure, so everyone winds up going. Trouble is in the water, however, when Chandler finds out that M
02:15 Friends - The One with All the Rugby
Chandler runs into Janice, and finds her more irritating than ever. Meanwhile, Ross attempts to learn how to play rugby to impress Emily and Monica obsesses over an electric switch in her new apartment.
02:38 Big School - Episode 2
It is talent show time, but the teachers are the acts and the pupils are the judges.
03:08 My Family - Fitting Punishment
Susan is looking forward to the birth of her first grandchild, but not to being a grandmother. Meanwhile, Nick wants to move back in and a new arrival at Ben s surgery has quite an impact.
03:38 Friends - The One Where Ross Hugs Rachel
Monica and Chandler decide to move in together, leading Rachel to believe that all three of them will be roommates, and Monica doesn t want to tell her the truth. Meanwhile, Ross tries to keep Rachel from learning that their marriage hasn t been annulled
04:01 The Upper Hand - You Shall Go to the Ball
With Caroline on business in Manchester Laura steals her invite to a society function,passing herself off as her daughter and Charlie as the owner of an airline,which leads to lots of ...
04:26 Ghosts - The Hardest Word
Can the Ghosts get back into Alisons good books after she gives them the biggest telling off of their lives/deaths? Alison and Mike learn that relaxation is harder than it looks.
04:55 Only Fools and Horses - Miami Twice: The American Dream
At Damien s christening, Del does a deal with the vicar to supply pre-blessed Romanian altar wine, only it turns out to be white. In an effort to get Rodney back with Cassandra Del suggests a trip to Miami, Del already having bo...
07:19 The Thin Blue Line - Fire and Terror
Habib falls for a fireman named Gary, much to Goody s jealousy, while Fowler finds himself pestered frequently by a man who claims to have committed impossible, solved or extremely historical crimes, much to DI Grim s amusement, until a terrorist begins m
07:49 The Green Green Grass - More Questions Than Answers
Llewellyn has been forced to employ teachers over the summer as casual labour but even they can t help the fact that his farm is running at a massive deficit. With Boycie s farm doing well, Llewellyn challenges him to a pub quiz in the hope of winning £5
08:19 Only Fools and Horses - The Sky's the Limit
What can Albert and Del do about Rodney leaving Cassandra and moving back in? Alan suggests that Rodney pick her up when she arrives back from her week in Spain. However, chaos at Gatwick means that the evening Rodney planned doesn t happen. Could there b
09:11 Friends - The One with All the Kissing
Ross continues to try and mend his marriage to Emily. When Chandler accidentally kisses Monica in front of everyone before leaving for work, he tries to recover by kissing Rachel and Phoebe as well. Meanwhile, Phoebe starts getting irritated by everyone s
09:34 Kiss Me Kate - The Bahamas
Kate and Douglas apply for the same job in the Bahamas.
10:03 Friends - The One Where They're Going to Party!
Chandler and Ross s college friend Gandalf is planning to come to town. Gandalf is "the party wizard." Ross and Chandler are very excited until Gandalf cancels. However, they decide to make their own party with Joey s help. Joanna squashes Rachel s chance
10:27 Ultimate Force - The Dividing Line
Red Troop are drafted in with their American counterparts to apprehend an infamous Al-Qaeda terrorist in the White Mountains of Afghanistan. Tensions run high as the troops battle for control. Can they overcome their rivalry in time to stop the terrorist
11:38 The Green Green Grass - Mother Earth
Beth s concern for animal welfare has far-reaching consequences for Winterdown Farm. Marlene s pursuit of a more holistic way of life proves to be crunch time for Boycie and something of an eye opener for Beth.
12:08 My Hero - Taking the Credit
Its spend, spend, spend, as George finds out about credit cards. Janet to the rescue, as she uses baby Ollie s powers to predict future lottery numbers to pay for George s spending habit,
12:38 The Piglet Files - A Room with a View
The Piglet Files - A Room with a View
13:03 As Time Goes By - Wedding Preparations
Jean and Lionel finally set a date for the wedding. While the women are planning the wedding, Lionel finally finishes his script for the miniseries.
13:32 The Upper Hand - Working Girls
The Upper Hand - Working Girls
13:58 dinnerladies - Nightshift
While Tony is in hospital having treatment, the staff are forced to suffer his formidable replacement.
14:27 Keeping Up Appearances - A Celebrity for the Barbecue
For her summer entertaining, Hyacinth Bucket has decided to host an elaborate indoors barbecue. In an attempt to compete with the Barker-Finchess, she is determined to get a celebrity to attend. Meanwhile Rose gives Daisy a make-over.
14:57 Only Fools and Horses - The Chance of a Lunchtime
Raquel has an audition for a play, and Del has volunteered to help her rehearse. Rodney and Cassandra meet for supper, each thinking that the other made the first move. Things seem to be going well before Rodney gets tangled up with Trudy. Del tells Alber
15:48 My Family - A Wife Less Ordinary
Susan is bored with her lot and decides to run her life as a single girl again by swapping places with Janey for a week, who takes the opportunity to try running the home with a husband who is less than perfect.
16:17 The Upper Hand - First Date
The Upper Hand - First Date
16:43 Ghosts - Happy Death Day
With Pats family coming to commemorate his death, Pat begs Alison to pass on a message from beyond the grave, while she attempts to befriend the new builder.
17:13 Harry Enfield and Chums - Episode 6
Tim goes to a school reunion, one-off character "Mr. Got Out of the Wrong Side of the Bed This Morning" has a day full of mishaps, and Kevin and Perry try to organize a party
17:43 The Upper Hand - Business and Pleasure
The Upper Hand - Business and Pleasure
18:09 dinnerladies - Fog
Monday 1st November 1999: Tony s holiday photo, the visiting blood donor unit and an escaped prisoner are all contributing factors to Bren s bad day.
18:39 My Hero - Nemesis
An old friend of Thermoman s takes over Piers body and tries to put Thermoman out of the superhero business.
19:09 Fresh Meat - Episode 6
The housemates get radical as they participate in a university sit-in which Oregon has organized to demonstrate against the forced deportation of a hot Tunisian guy.
19:50 The Upper Hand - Bedtime Story
The Upper Hand - Bedtime Story
20:15 Fresh Meat - Episode 7
Word gets out that it s Howard s birthday, and Candice insists they throw him a party. Unfortunately, not everyone sees the gathering in quite the same terms.
20:55 The Vicar of Dibley - Election
Geraldine clashes with David in the Dibley district councilor elections over the issue of local bus service, and finds herself an opposing candidate.
21:25 As Time Goes By - The Anniversary Party
Stephen plans a surprise anniversary party for Penny but, mixes up the dates. While Jean and Lionel argue about being ""engaged"".
21:55 Ghosts - About Last Night
After a night of partying, Alison and Mike scramble to clean up the house for a venue viewing, and Alison tries to find out why the ghosts are acting so strangely.
22:24 Goodnight Sweetheart - Who's Taking You Home Tonight
Gary s fictional job working for Ron may cover his trips back in time to 1941, but it s not much help when both Yvonne and Phoebe expect him for dinner on the same evening.
22:54 My Hero - Brain Drain
George and Arnie discover a way to filter out prejudices in peoples brains. This sounds like a good idea until the brains get muddled up
23:23 The Upper Hand - Home Improvement
When rain water,leaking in from a hole in Caroline s bedroom window,starts dripping downstairs,Charlie suggests that Caroline s entire bedroom be renovated and Dan s father,professional builder Jim,takes on the job. However Charli...
23:49 The Detectives - Studs
Briggs and Louis find themselves on an assignment in Jersey. It isn t long before they get on the wrong side of Jim Bergerac.
00:19 Goodnight Sweetheart - You're Driving Me Crazy
The pressure is definitely mounting for Gary now that both Yvonne and Phoebe are pregnant. Yvonne is trying to get him a job in her firm so that she can give up work after the birth. Meanwhile, in 1942 Gary is accused of being a fence.
00:49 My Family - The Spokes Person
Ben starts a one-man anti-cycling campaign which causes chaos in the household. Meanwhile, Susan has Michael photograph semi-naked men for a calendar in order to contribute to her fundraising.
01:19 The Vicar of Dibley - Celebrity Vicar
Geraldine becomes a celebrity after appearing on ""Pause for Thought."" The villagers prepare for ""Dibley Gala.""
01:51 So Haunt Me - Special
Sally has given birth to baby Daisy and Yetta has returned to watch over her. At Christmas the Rokebys invite gloomy Mr Rose and Jack and Carole Dawlish with their baby,Sam,for dinner ...
02:20 The Detectives - S04E00The Detectives-Thicker Than Water
The Detectives - S04E00The Detectives-Thicker Than Water
02:50 The Green Green Grass - Testing Times
Sleepless nights, confusion over chemicals and an EU farm inspection - just a normal day on the farm for Boycie and Marlene.
03:20 The Vicar of Dibley - Spring
It s Spring and it s almost time for Hugo and Alice s baby s Christening. David Horton decides to get a different bishop to do the Christening as Geraldine will be one of the godparents. After a shocking turn of events, he finds himself in love with Geral
04:01 My Hero - Pregnant
Our heroic couple find out that they re pregnant in this episode. As part of the pregnancy George endows Joyce with Ultronian powers, which she the uses to go about saving the day. The sub plot is Mrs. Raven convincing Piers that he is going to be on ""
04:31 The Upper Hand - No Place Like Home
Wealthy club owner Nigel Samworth turns up,saying that he grew up in the house and is prepared to pay a huge sum to buy it. Charlie and Caroline go house-hunting and come up with their ...
04:57 Friends - The One with Joey's Bag
Phoebe s grandmother dies, and Phoebe is shocked when her father turns up at the funeral. Meanwhile, Rachel gives Joey a "man s bag" for an audition, and Chandler is scared to tell Monica he doesn t like her massages.
05:20 The Detectives - Fur Coat, No Knickers
Louis and Briggs are called in to investigate a murder that has taken place during the re-creation of a medieval battle scene. However they are more concerned with the police football quiz.
05:50 The Vicar of Dibley - Summer
The water board offer to solve Dibley s drought by relocating the town.
06:31 As Time Goes By - Getting Rid of Gwen
Jean trys to help Lionel come up with a plan to get rid of Ms. Flack. While Ms. Flack decides to move away to her sister s.
07:01 My Hero - The Party's Over
George decides to throw a surprise 30th-birthday party for Janet.
07:30 The Detectives - Teed Off
Johnny McKenna is an arms dealer and a keen golfer. Briggs and Louis have to get evidence of his illegal activities.
07:56 As Time Goes By - Lionel's Ex-Wife
Lionel s ex-wife, Margaret, asks him out for a drink, and he asks Jean to go with him. When Margaret arrives she isn t at all like Jean anticipated. Turns out she has changed a lot since the divorce and is now rich with a very young boyfriend.
08:27 Friends - The One Where Phoebe Runs
Now roommates Phoebe and Rachel decide to start running together, but Rachel is embarrassed by Phoebe s odd running style. Joey finds a sexy new female roommate and tries very hard not to flirt with her. Meanwhile, Chandler decides to surprise Monica by c
08:49 My Family - And Other Animals
With Nick still away, Michael joining the army, and Janey getting her stuff out of the attic, Susan is feeling deserted. Then a stray dog appears and tries to become man s best friend. Unfortunately, the man he chooses is Ben.
09:19 Goodnight Sweetheart - One O'Clock Jump
Gary tries to rectify matters when his shop s success makes Yvonne depressed at her lack of employment prospects. Plus, he discovers that PC Deadman is unaware that he has a child.
09:48 dinnerladies - Minnellium
Friday 31st December 1999: Philippa is getting in a flap over the factory s millennium dinner and transporting all the staff and equipment to the venue on time. But the discovery of something on the fire escape diverts everyone s attention.
10:23 Not Going Out - Magic
When Lucy s god-daughter is suddenly dumped on her the night before the girl s birthday party, Lucy and Lee have to come up with an appropriate entertainment for fourteen nine-year-olds.
10:53 The Green Green Grass - Sweet Sorrow
The pair are flushed with pride as they dream of their son s golden future, but when Tyler s exam results let him down, it is the staff who provide the key to his career and get him motivated.
11:22 Ultimate Force - Never Go Back
Red Troop are caught in a battle between rival forces while on an unofficial visit to Zimbabwe
12:36 So Haunt Me - Long Lost Daughter
Pete finally tracks down Carole (with an e), working with and married to the hooligan she ran off with - Jack Dawlish. After posing as TV documentary makers, Pete and Sally convince Carole to come back to 7 Meadow Road to meet her dearly departed in the h
13:06 The Piglet Files - Fair Exchange
Peter starts having nightmares about being tortured by enemy spies. At the office, Peter is asked what he knows about a Dr. Volganyn. Peter has read a paper by this scientist theorizing about an invisible radio system - a completely undetectable listening
13:32 Ann Droid - Episode 3
Linda drags Sue to scatter ashes by the sea, which sparks a trip to a dodgy funfair where a rollercoaster ride goes wrong. Meanwhile, Linda sabotages Michaels open-mic rock ambition.
14:03 The Thin Blue Line - The Green Eyed Monster
Inspector Fowler proposes to Sergeant Dawkins so as to help his chances for promotion, but his lack of sensitivity during the proposal prompts her to leave him instead. Fowler tries to find a new woman, but loses his interest when he hears that Dawkins is
14:45 The Detectives - Special Branch
The Superintendent selects the duo for a particularly sensitive assignment. His granddaughter has become involved in an anti-road protest and he needs Louis and Briggs to rescue her.
15:15 Big School - Episode 4
The school s drama department puts on a bold reimagining of Romeo and Juliet.
15:45 My Hero - Baby Talk
The arrival of a little bundle of joy with superhuman powers has made life even more stressful for George and Janet. Meanwhile, Dr Piers s TV career appears to be on the up after he appoints a new agent
16:14 Not Going Out - Charlie
Lee is worried that Charlie is getting a reputation at school for being the class clown.
16:44 One Foot in the Grave - Descent Into The Maelstorm
Margaret falls ills to nervous exhaustion that has been building up over the last 34 years. She has little chance for peace and quiet in which to recuperate, especially with Victor s problems with gorilla suits and the waste disposal system. She is howeve
17:14 The Green Green Grass - For Richer For Poorer
To celebrate their forthcoming 40th wedding anniversary, Marlene has arranged for her and Boycie to renew their marriage vows. But, whilst checking up on old friends and acquaintances for the guest list, she hears some devastating news - news that puts an
17:43 Not Going Out - Romance
After eight years of marriage, Lee and Lucy disagree over how to keep the romance alive.
18:12 The Green Green Grass - The Special Relationship
Boycie is asked to turn detective when an unexpected visitor arrives at Winterdown Farm with a secret from the past that, if confirmed, will have massive consequences for one member of the staff.
18:54 Ultimate Force - Mad Dogs
The firefight against French Special Forces aboard the Dowager Joan has left Jem dead and Caroline in a coma, while the rest of Red Troop face a full judicial inquiry that could land them in jail. Dempsey tries to rally the troops but Louis and Jamie don
19:45 Friends - The One with the Girl from Poughkeepsie
Ross must decide whether to continue dating a girl he must travel two-and-a-half hours to see. Chandler sets Rachel up with a co-worker who misunderstands her intentions. Monica is being treated poorly by her new co-workers so she hires Joey just so she c
20:08 Goodnight Sweetheart - We Don't Want to Lose You ... (1)
Gary s assumed identity as a secret agent even fools the 1944 authorities. He is recruited by a genuine M15 agent to go on a secret mission to the Isle of Wight.
20:38 Only Fools and Horses - The Frog's Legacy
Only Fools and Horses - The Frog s Legacy
21:39 The Detectives - D.C. Of Love
As a lonely and meaningless retirement beckons after 25 years on the force, the boys are given the task of finding The Black Widow after a series of gruesome lonely hearts murders.
22:09 Kiss Me Kate - Italian Job
Kate fixes up her Italian teacher and Douglas. Darren takes up astrology.
22:38 Not Going Out - Plane
Flying off on a summer holiday, Lucy and Daisy endure the worst flight of their lives when Lee gets a bad case of the jitters on the plane.
23:06 The Vicar of Dibley - Dibley Live
""Radio Dibley"" goes live for one week, with Geraldine doing a ""Brain of Dibley"" competition and Owen commenting on horse gelding. Alice tries to impress her future father-in-law.
23:37 The Thin Blue Line - Come on You Blues
Gasforth Football Club is about to play Premiership team Chelsea, and Mayoress Wickham orders Fowler and his officers to personally see to it that nothing goes wrong in exchange for her recommending him for an MBE. However, things get complicated when the